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    MALE COMEBACKS TO FEMALE COMEBACKS TO MALE PICK UP LINES

    Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?



    Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.



    Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there calls you a sl*t.



    ***********************************************************************

    *****



    Man: Is this seat empty?



    Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.



    Man: There's no need to get on your knees and s*ck me off just yet.



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    *****



    Man: Your place or mine?



    Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.



    Man: That's cool, cause after I'm done sh*gging you in the back of my

    car,



    I don't give a sh*t where you go.



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    Man: So, what do you do for a living?



    Woman: I'm a female impersonator.



    Man: That explains the moustache then!



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    *****



    Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?



    Woman: Unfertilised.



    Man: No problem, I'll just shoot my load up your a***.



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    Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.



    Woman: But would you stay there?



    Man: Probably, cause you seem like the kind of chick that is impossible

    to



    shake off once you've been sh*gged.



    (OOPS... OUCH... )



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    Man: Would you like to dance?



    Woman: I'd rather eat glass.



    Man: I think you mis-heard me. I said you look fat in those pants.



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    Man: You're pretty...



    Woman: P*ss off.



    Man: Don't interrupt, You're pretty f***'n ugly.

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    Default Re: MALE COMEBACKS TO FEMALE COMEBACKS TO MALE PICK UP LINES

    Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
    ......
    If you can smell it, it's in your mouth.
    Click

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    Default Re: MALE COMEBACKS TO FEMALE COMEBACKS TO MALE PICK UP LINES

    lolol

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    Default Re: MALE COMEBACKS TO FEMALE COMEBACKS TO MALE PICK UP LINES

    The last one is quality!

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    Default Re: MALE COMEBACKS TO FEMALE COMEBACKS TO MALE PICK UP LINES

    haha, some quality ones in there

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    They are just splendid, nice one mate. K on it's way!

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    Default Re: MALE COMEBACKS TO FEMALE COMEBACKS TO MALE PICK UP LINES

    Ive posted these twice before (altho i can't find the 1st time)
    and the second time was a reply to someone elses thread...So not too bad I guess
    http://digital-forums.com/showthread.php?t=218065
    If nature always takes the easiest route, what's easier...?
    The creation of billions of galaxies each containing trillions of stars each with their own solar systems, some with planets that have evolved civilisations with billions of different life forms. OR The creation of just your imagination?

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    Default Re: MALE COMEBACKS TO FEMALE COMEBACKS TO MALE PICK UP LINES

    haha funny, any others?
    [CENTER][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2]Real pirates don't [I]STEAL[/I], they [/SIZE][/FONT][B][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2]SHARE[/SIZE][/FONT]
    [/B][SIZE=1]Unless they are cunts, then they just leech...:happy:[/SIZE][/CENTER]

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    Default Re: MALE COMEBACKS TO FEMALE COMEBACKS TO MALE PICK UP LINES

    Quote Originally Posted by tam9
    Man: I think you mis-heard me. I said you look fat in those
    and
    Man: Don't interrupt, You're pretty f***'n ugly.
    are quality. I might start chatting birds up again when I go out just to use then. (obviously hoping my lass doesn't find out)
    -=+PhliX+=-

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    Default Re: MALE COMEBACKS TO FEMALE COMEBACKS TO MALE PICK UP LINES

    quality, althoug tam av u had a slap for at least 1 of em

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