big scouser
At the end of a tiny, deserted bar is a huge Scouse bloke - 6ft 5 and
18 stone.
He's having a few beers when a short, well dressed and obviously gay
man walks in and sits beside him. After three or four beers the gay fella
finally plucks up the courage to say something to the big
Liverpudlian.
Leaning over towards the scouser he whispers, "Do you want a
blow-job?"
At this the massive Merseysider leaps up with fire in his eyes and
smacks the man in the face, knocking him swiftly off the stool.
He proceeds to beat him all the way out of the bar before leaving him
bruised and battered in the car park and returning to his seat.
Amazed, the barman quickly brings over another beer.
"I've never seen you react like that, " he says, "just what did he say
to you?"
"I'm not sure", the big Scouser replies, "something about getting a
job"
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