A chinese
couple who have worked the same restaurant for years, finally decide they should get married.
She is very nervous, but excited, as she lies under the covers whilst her new husband undresses.
He gently climbs into bed and says,
"Look my darling blossom, I know this is first time for you, so, I want to be able to please you in any way. Whatever you want my darling, you let me know, and I will be the best lover for you. Now, you tell me blossom, what you want."
She giggles, thinking of all the wondrous things she has read in naughty women's magazines.
"Now darling blossom, do not be shy, what you want?" he giggles too.
She giggles again, goes to tell him, but just bursts into giggles at the thought of it.
He giggles too! "Now, my sneaky little blossom, you tell me what it is you want!"
She giggles again, uncontrollably, thinking of the diagrams she has seen.
He giggles along with her. "Blossom, come on now, I know you want something? Yes Hmmmm?"
"Yes!" she says, giggling, "Give me a sixty nine!"
He stops giggling.
"What?" he says, flumnmoxed, "You want Chicken Dice With Fried Walnuts?"
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