Forgot Anniversary
A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his
wedding anniversary.
His wife told him "Tomorrow there better be something
in the driveway for me that goes zero to 200 in 2
seconds flat."
The next morning the wife found a small package in the
driveway.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for
Saturday.
If nature always takes the easiest route, what's easier...?
The creation of billions of galaxies each containing trillions of stars each with their own solar systems, some with planets that have evolved civilisations with billions of different life forms. OR The creation of just your imagination?
Re: Forgot Anniversary
lmao, liked it
Re: Forgot Anniversary
Been posted already but still good a joke.
Re: Forgot Anniversary
hmmmmm like it heard before but still like it
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