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    Default Get My Slippers....

    A bloke stops to visit his mate who has a broken leg.
    His friend says, "My feet are cold mate .
    Can you go and get me my slippers from upstairs please." The guy goes
    upstairs, and there are his mate's gorgeous twin 18 year old
    daughters.

    "Hi, girls. Your dad sent me up here to shag you."

    The first daughter says, "That's not true."

    He says, "I'll prove it."

    He yells down the stairs, "Both of them?"

    His mate yells back,
    "Of course, both of them."

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    Default Re: Get My Slippers....

    tee hee

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    Default Re: Get My Slippers....

    great joke mate pmsl..

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    Default Re: Get My Slippers....

    haha nice one

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    Default Re: Get My Slippers....

    Get your coat !!!

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    Default Re: Get My Slippers....



    Here you go now hop it
    Losing Gracefully Since September 2010

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    Default Re: Get My Slippers....

    Quote Originally Posted by Swiss Tony


    Here you go now hop it
    you`re a cruel man Swiss Tony:roflmao

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    Default Re: Get My Slippers....

    /me logs that and waits for his m8s to have 2 daughters....now wheres my cricket bat.....



    very nice joke m8

    (17:18:34) (+Cam) i need to mount my xbox hdd in linux
    (17:19:02) (+SpikeWork) youth of today, they'll mount anything

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