Fear.

[GameKing]

Fear.
A bear, a lion and a chicken meet.
Bear says: "if I roar in the forest, the entire forest is shivering with fear."
Lion says: "if I roar in the jungle, the entire jungle is afraid of me."
Chicken says: "big deal I only have to cough and the entire planet shit's itself."

[Shambles]

very topical mate

not particularly funny, but topical

[proxi]

I like it Nice one!