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    Bond......James Bond

    A very confident James Bond walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.

    He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a
    moment.

    The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"

    "No," he replies, "Q has just given me this state-of-the-art watch. I was just testing it."

    The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so
    Special about it?"

    Bond explains, 'It uses Alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.'

    The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"

    "Well, it says you're not wearing any panties..."

    The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!"

    Bond smirks, taps his watch and says, "Bloody thing's an hour fast."
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    Default Re: Bond......James Bond

    haha, I wanna see how that would work in a real bar
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    [/B][SIZE=1]Unless they are cunts, then they just leech...:happy:[/SIZE][/CENTER]

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    Lol im gonna use that baby
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    Genius! Gotta be tried!

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    Shit post? That was a good un. Have some karma

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