Shoe size vs Cock size

[BertRoot]

How do you measure up?



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[CzarJunkie]

Something's not right, I take a size 9 shoe but according to that chart I should be squeezing into a size 3.

[marcode]

im currently wearing a pair of UK 11½ adidas...

[guns]

yea other way for me, im in 2s but should be in 11s

[wavesta]

according to the chart mine should be 10.4"....not even at a stretch...lol

[BertRoot]

It doesn't state whether it is boned up or on the flop.

[MonkeyBalls]

It doesn't state whether it is boned up or on the flop.

I was thinking that too!

[Roach-Rampino]

It doesn't state whether it is boned up or on the flop.

Why would anyone want to put a shoe on their cock anyway?

[Shambles]

In leather 9's here, but I ain't cuttin 2" off my old fella for no chart

[Tammer]

hmm, according to that my size 14's are off the scale, e.g. above 11"+ cock size.....

total bollocks

[BertRoot]

hmm, according to that my size 14's are off the scale, e.g. above 11"+ cock size.....

total bollocks

Is that total including your bollocks or not? ;-)

[FireBlade]

see this has open up the whole where you measure it from can of worms..


do you measure it from the top of the penis like next to the pubes or do you measure it from the base underneath???? like it adds at least another inch if you measure from the bottom side? so can give conflicting measurements

:tosser

[leerolo007]

i find it accurate, im a size 12 btw

[big man]

right - i take a size 15(uk) shoe

that charts makes me feel special

[kracken]

Who cares .....

It doesn't matter how long or how short your penis is, because the vagina is so cunningly designed that it will accommodate itself to any length of penis.

You see, the vagina of a woman who hasn't had a child is only a mere 7.5cm (3") long when she's not sexually excited. The figures for women who have had babies are only slightly different. And even when she has been aroused, her vagina usually extends only to a length of about 10cm (4"). So it's obvious that any man's penis will fill her vagina completely, unless, of course, he happens to be one of those very, very rare guys with an erect penile length of less than 4".

You're probably wondering how on earth a man with an average length penis of 6 ½" manages to insert his penis into a normal woman's vagina at all. Well, the answer is quite simple - the vagina has the most remarkable capacity for lengthening if something is introduced into it gradually. So the exceptional man whose penis is, say, 20.5cm (8") long can still make love to literally any woman, providing he excites her properly and introduces his organ very slowly. If he does this, her vagina will quite happily lengthen by 150 per cent or even 200 per cent to accommodate him.

p.s. Im an 11 UK

[Nikki]

im a 10

big man

[burner1]

Who cares .....

It doesn't matter how long or how short your penis is, because the vagina is so cunningly designed that it will accommodate itself to any length of penis.

You see, the vagina of a woman who hasn't had a child is only a mere 7.5cm (3") long when she's not sexually excited. The figures for women who have had babies are only slightly different. And even when she has been aroused, her vagina usually extends only to a length of about 10cm (4"). So it's obvious that any man's penis will fill her vagina completely, unless, of course, he happens to be one of those very, very rare guys with an erect penile length of less than 4".

You're probably wondering how on earth a man with an average length penis of 6 ½" manages to insert his penis into a normal woman's vagina at all. Well, the answer is quite simple - the vagina has the most remarkable capacity for lengthening if something is introduced into it gradually. So the exceptional man whose penis is, say, 20.5cm (8") long can still make love to literally any woman, providing he excites her properly and introduces his organ very slowly. If he does this, her vagina will quite happily lengthen by 150 per cent or even 200 per cent to accommodate him.

I wish the female arse had been designed to this spec

[Fusen]

lol the charts are bullshit, just like any other sort of magical way to measure like from the tip of your index finger to the tip of your thumb, if anyone watched the worlds biggest penis documentory on channel 4, you'll see that the majority of guys on that show who had big dongs werent actually that big themselves, the main 13" dude whos called falkon actually looked quite small

[Raptor]

Who cares .....

It doesn't matter how long or how short your penis is, because the vagina is so cunningly designed that it will accommodate itself to any length of penis.

You see, the vagina of a woman who hasn't had a child is only a mere 7.5cm (3") long when she's not sexually excited. The figures for women who have had babies are only slightly different. And even when she has been aroused, her vagina usually extends only to a length of about 10cm (4"). So it's obvious that any man's penis will fill her vagina completely, unless, of course, he happens to be one of those very, very rare guys with an erect penile length of less than 4".

You're probably wondering how on earth a man with an average length penis of 6 ½" manages to insert his penis into a normal woman's vagina at all. Well, the answer is quite simple - the vagina has the most remarkable capacity for lengthening if something is introduced into it gradually. So the exceptional man whose penis is, say, 20.5cm (8") long can still make love to literally any woman, providing he excites her properly and introduces his organ very slowly. If he does this, her vagina will quite happily lengthen by 150 per cent or even 200 per cent to accommodate him.

p.s. Im an 11 UK

spoken like a true owner of a small cock

[BertRoot]

spoken like a true owner of a small cock

Buhahahahahaha.