Something's not right, I take a size 9 shoe but according to that chart I should be squeezing into a size 3.
im currently wearing a pair of UK 11½ adidas...
yea other way for me, im in 2s but should be in 11s
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according to the chart mine should be 10.4"....not even at a stretch...lol
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It doesn't state whether it is boned up or on the flop.
I was thinking that too!Originally Posted by bertroot
Why would anyone want to put a shoe on their cock anyway?Originally Posted by bertroot
In leather 9's here, but I ain't cuttin 2" off my old fella for no chart
hmm, according to that my size 14's are off the scale, e.g. above 11"+ cock size.....
total bollocks
Is that total including your bollocks or not? ;-)Originally Posted by Tammer
see this has open up the whole where you measure it from can of worms..
do you measure it from the top of the penis like next to the pubes or do you measure it from the base underneath???? like it adds at least another inch if you measure from the bottom side? so can give conflicting measurements
:tosser
right - i take a size 15(uk) shoe
that charts makes me feel special
I am a loud man with a very large hat. This means I am in charge
Never argue with an idiot. They will bring you down to their level, then beat you with experience.
Who cares .....
It doesn't matter how long or how short your penis is, because the vagina is so cunningly designed that it will accommodate itself to any length of penis.
You see, the vagina of a woman who hasn't had a child is only a mere 7.5cm (3") long when she's not sexually excited. The figures for women who have had babies are only slightly different. And even when she has been aroused, her vagina usually extends only to a length of about 10cm (4"). So it's obvious that any man's penis will fill her vagina completely, unless, of course, he happens to be one of those very, very rare guys with an erect penile length of less than 4".
You're probably wondering how on earth a man with an average length penis of 6 ½" manages to insert his penis into a normal woman's vagina at all. Well, the answer is quite simple - the vagina has the most remarkable capacity for lengthening if something is introduced into it gradually. So the exceptional man whose penis is, say, 20.5cm (8") long can still make love to literally any woman, providing he excites her properly and introduces his organ very slowly. If he does this, her vagina will quite happily lengthen by 150 per cent or even 200 per cent to accommodate him.
p.s. Im an 11 UK
I wish the female arse had been designed to this specOriginally Posted by kracken
"An evil exists that threatens every man, woman, and child of this great nation. We must take steps to ensure our domestic security and protect our homeland." - Adolf Hitler, 1933
lol the charts are bullshit, just like any other sort of magical way to measure like from the tip of your index finger to the tip of your thumb, if anyone watched the worlds biggest penis documentory on channel 4, you'll see that the majority of guys on that show who had big dongs werent actually that big themselves, the main 13" dude whos called falkon actually looked quite small
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spoken like a true owner of a small cockOriginally Posted by kracken
Buhahahahahaha.Originally Posted by Raptor
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