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    Default old but um! jimmy savile

    jimmy savile is driving down the motorway and see's a hitch hicker, fuckin lickable she is. so jimmy gives her a ride.
    she recognises jimmy and ask's would he play a request for her mum and dad? jimmy says yeah if you get your laughing gear round this,
    he pull's his cock out,
    this sexy young thing grabb's hold of his tool and say's hello mummy hello daddy.

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    Shouldnt she be blonde ?

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    It might have worked as a blonde but ummmmmm.

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    Default Re: old but um! jimmy savile

    Tad weak and badly executed.


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    Default Re: old but um! jimmy savile

    Maybe his cock was shaped like a nokia

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    Default Re: old but um! jimmy savile

    shite

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