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    Default Ever been caught wanking?

    Come on then, ever been busted rod in hand, or shot your wad over the carpet just as your girlfriend / bird walks in ??? Or just flicked it back under your pants just in time

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    I got busted by my mother ... the shame still haunts me to this day

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    Default Re: Ever been caught wanking?

    not wanking but back scuttling girlfriend,she was in the full gear,stockings,basque ect... her mam just walked into the bedroom,looked at me for what seemed an age then turned and shut the door.... all she said was.."think its time graham went home"...lol
    never went back to her house for months....

    but i think getting cought off ye mam while wnking is even more embarrasing

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    Default Re: Ever been caught wanking?

    Quote Originally Posted by callo
    .. her mam just walked into the bedroom,looked at me for what seemed an age then turned and shut the door.... all she said was.."think its time graham went home"..
    Did you ever discover who graham was...?

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    I know someone who actaully enjoys wanking where he knows he will get seen..he's in prison at the moment.
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    Quote Originally Posted by burner1
    I know someone who actaully enjoys wanking where he knows he will get seen..he's in prison at the moment.


    doing a 10 year stretch?

    been caught by mum ex gfs mum, came back and she came straight up stais i was half naked she was full naked, she walked in, goes to talk, we both shout, and she walks back out and back down stairs shouting they r shaggin!!! i quickly got dressed wait until i heard her in the garden avin a fag and made a dash for it, never went bck for a few months.

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    Default Re: Ever been caught wanking?

    Yep...the Mrs caught me once or twice...and kindly finished me off
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    Default Re: Ever been caught wanking?

    My ma also caught me with a wank mag on the toilet seat lol.

    I only got rid of that very one a few months ago when I was doing a clear out. Ohhh the memories...

    Time for another wank (this time with the internet and a door lock lol)

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    tam u invested with a door lock now pmsl i need a door lock is it me or what family just walk in without knocking

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    Default Re: Ever been caught wanking?

    Quote Originally Posted by Nikki




    been caught by mum ex gfs mum, came back and she came straight up stais i was half naked she was full naked, she walked in, goes to talk, we both shout, and she walks back out and back down stairs shouting they r shaggin!!! i quickly got dressed wait until i heard her in the garden avin a fag and made a dash for it, never went bck for a few months.
    Brilliant

    My missus walked in on me pants down in full tug watching a porno. She screamed "What u doing!!??"

    My reply was I'm havin a wank what's it look like??

    She wasn't too happy but she went back to bed so I finished off where I was

    She's a good un my bird

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    I've never been caught in the act. However, one friday night on the tiles I came home unsuccessful in my quest to shag something, anything warm. So I got a jazz mag out and went to work, unfotunatly I was far too drunk and passed out half way through on my bed. My (female) housmates came home with a couple of mates and, being tanked up, came into my room probably just to piss me off. What they found was me boxers round ankles, mag open on the bed and johnson in hand - unconscious. They could have just left quitetly, feeling slightly emarassed for me, they could have just had a giggle and left, or even wake me up and take the piss. Did they? Did they bollocks. Instead they took a photo of the scene and pinned it up at work, where it stayed pinned up for a week because I was on holiday.

    Fuckin slags.
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    Default Re: Ever been caught wanking?

    Quote Originally Posted by Cenus_
    I've never been caught in the act. However, one friday night on the tiles I came home unsuccessful in my quest to shag something, anything warm. So I got a jazz mag out and went to work, unfotunatly I was far too drunk and passed out half way through on my bed. My (female) housmates came home with a couple of mates and, being tanked up, came into my room probably just to piss me off. What they found was me boxers round ankles, mag open on the bed and johnson in hand - unconscious. They could have just left quitetly, feeling slightly emarassed for me, they could have just had a giggle and left, or even wake me up and take the piss. Did they? Did they bollocks. Instead they took a photo of the scene and pinned it up at work, where it stayed pinned up for a week because I was on holiday.

    Fuckin slags.

    haha is that why you always get funny looks whenever we go out in town, you never said that

    to add ive never been caught wanking, but mates / parents / others have walked into my room when i was shaggin me last bird quite a few times

    think its worst when you wake up at some birdss house naked not knowing where you are and you cant seen any of your clothes, and all you can hear is people talking downstairs.............. or is that just me
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    Quote Originally Posted by CJCROCKO
    and all you can hear is people talking downstairs.............. or is that just me
    If it's just male voices you can hear mate... jump out a window
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cenus_
    I've never been caught in the act. However, one friday night on the tiles I came home unsuccessful in my quest to shag something, anything warm. So I got a jazz mag out and went to work, unfotunatly I was far too drunk and passed out half way through on my bed. My (female) housmates came home with a couple of mates and, being tanked up, came into my room probably just to piss me off. What they found was me boxers round ankles, mag open on the bed and johnson in hand - unconscious. They could have just left quitetly, feeling slightly emarassed for me, they could have just had a giggle and left, or even wake me up and take the piss. Did they? Did they bollocks. Instead they took a photo of the scene and pinned it up at work, where it stayed pinned up for a week because I was on holiday.

    Fuckin slags.
    cencus doesent your house mates need a seeing to or is it an arrangement u both sorted out before she moved in

    although pinning it up at work is very harsh, bet it was a nightmare when u went bck. i would seek her dirty underwear for skidders, takepictures and then post em up round work see if she likes it then.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nikki
    cencus doesent your house mates need a seeing to or is it an arrangement u both sorted out before she moved in

    although pinning it up at work is very harsh, bet it was a nightmare when u went bck. i would seek her dirty underwear for skidders, takepictures and then post em up round work see if she likes it then.
    It was 6 years ago mate, dont live with 'em anymore. Trust me, there aint enough money in the world to make me want to go routing through either of their knicker drawers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cenus_
    It was 6 years ago mate, dont live with 'em anymore. Trust me, there aint enough money in the world to make me want to go routing through either of their knicker drawers.


    its like that then is it PMSL.

    arr well, im sure its still a distant memory to em all

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cenus_
    I've never been caught in the act. However, one friday night on the tiles I came home unsuccessful in my quest to shag something, anything warm. So I got a jazz mag out and went to work, unfotunatly I was far too drunk and passed out half way through on my bed. My (female) housmates came home with a couple of mates and, being tanked up, came into my room probably just to piss me off. What they found was me boxers round ankles, mag open on the bed and johnson in hand - unconscious. They could have just left quitetly, feeling slightly emarassed for me, they could have just had a giggle and left, or even wake me up and take the piss. Did they? Did they bollocks. Instead they took a photo of the scene and pinned it up at work, where it stayed pinned up for a week because I was on holiday.

    Fuckin slags.
    buhahaha.....that is ownage of the highest order

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    Default Re: Ever been caught wanking?

    ive never been caught, atleast not to my knowledge, a friend of mine got caught just pulling up his kecks by his brothers girlfriend, wanking over ulrika johnson on shooting stars, the jokes we made about that went on for months.

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    Default Re: Ever been caught wanking?

    never been caught with cock in hand,
    I did get caught once with my cock in my girlfriends mouth whilst in the famous 69 position

    my sister walked in whilst we were getting busy.

    I made sure the door was locked after that.

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    I got caught about 7 years ago by my ex who left for work got halfway to work realised she had forgot her house keys and came back....before she knocked on the door she looked through the letter box and saw me at it on the sofa watching a porno !! then she knocked...i opened the door...she completely ignored me, picked up her keys and walked out again.

    Was caught by my old man getting a blow job in my bedroom.....he just walked in and says.....her taxi is on the way!! she never came back to my parents house again...so i moved out.

    A friend of mine (honest) told his parents he was ill and couldnt go school, so they go to work and he starts getting busy dowstairs....halfway through he hears a knock on the front door...he opens the door and his grandad is standing there, he says ' Good morning Andy, i came round to the back door but i could see you were busy so i thought i would knock first'...and this is the story i told at his wedding when i was his best man

    Another friend (Honest) of mine went abroad with some of his mates, while away he bought a pack of those porno cards. That night they were all going out and he claimed he was ill so he was gonna stop in...all the guys go out and leave it for 10 minutes...then they sneak back, open the door and catch him on his knees with cards surrounding him and all up his knees banging one out !!
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