things that only happen in movies

**mcdee** · 2nd April 2006

have a peek im sure you'll agree

http://www.nostalgiacentral.com/feat...oviethings.htm

**evilsatan** · 2nd April 2006

Lol, some funny stuff.

**maverick_15** · 2nd April 2006

lol, while i was reading that i kept imagining the things happening in films ive seen. liked it.

**dava123** · 2nd April 2006

i like no25. must remember if i go to war keep the pics in me pocket

**Mule** · 2nd April 2006

3. Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at the precise moment it's aired.

That could be a sign of Schizophrenia, might want to see a doctor about that.

11. Any police officer about to retire from the force will more often than not die on their last day (especially if their family have planned a party). (Caveat: Detectives can only solve a case after they have been suspended from duty).

Ah, retirony.

25. You will survive any battle in any war UNLESS you show someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.

I liked 25 too, very true, I think it was first pointed out to me by the Mary Whitehouse experience.

**ShadowMoses** · 2nd April 2006

6. If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.

so true!

**Nikki** · 2nd April 2006

Any lock can be picked with a credit card or paperclip in seconds. UNLESS it's the door to a burning building with a child inside and number 6 PMSL

Very very true

**burner1** · 2nd April 2006

I liked that, so true

They should do one about British Soaps:

No-one has a washing machine and everyone uses the launderette.
No-one has any food or coffee in and always go to the cafe.
No-one goes home lunch time, they go to the pub.
No-one stays at home for long of an evening, they go to the pub.
No-one sneaks back home to catch their hubby/wife/partner at it with someone else.. they go to the pub.
No-one is out of a job...then they go to the pub.
No-one gets married without things kicking off.. then they go to the pub.
No-one gets sussed when admitting to an affair at home.. they wait till they're in the pub to get sussed and everyone else hears it all.

Anyone who joins the soap has a 'dark' past that will all come out in 4 episodes time.
Anyone who joins the soap will get offered a job by the time they been there 20 minutes... about 2 minutes from the pub .

etc. etc..