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    Question Viagra - Anyone tried it?

    Now then - last year the old Pops in lawq bought me some viagra as a joke for me bday (or gave me some of his stash - not quite sure)... after clearing out a load of shit the other day I stumbled across em again and thought "Hmmmm".

    So - anyone ever tried it, and what's the big deal with it? I read a thing on tinternet before about a bunch of lads on a night out who all took one, but it had no real detrimental effect lol. I was wondering if my balls would turn inside out if I took 2 then watched a rather sausy lesbian mucky movie, or would I just pass out with all the blood rushing to me nether bits and bobs?

    Experiences...?

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    Default Re: Viagra - Anyone tried it?

    let's put it this way, never take it the night before if you have to go shopping the following day, think they call it random boner affect
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    Default Re: Viagra - Anyone tried it?

    Keeps you rock for hours, slightest touch when it foes go down raises you to attention.

    Next day you'll either have a sore knob from fuckin for 5 hours the night before or as Swiss said, suddenly becomes randlonly erect depending on er wot ur thinking / doing...


    Look for for some called Blue Bombers, they are the shit
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    Default Re: Viagra - Anyone tried it?

    Ive never tried viagra tablets but i did try Kamagra Jelly once (dont think you can get it now) and i was surprised how the effects was, had a boner within 10 mins and was randy as a rampant cat (didnt think it would make horny as well), after a good shagging session that was it, it was all over. (no pun intended)

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    Default Re: Viagra - Anyone tried it?

    They are overated I had one a couple of times and if there is nothing wrong for you in the trouser depatment then you wont really notice anything.

    They recken women go a bit loopy on them so you might wanna try one on your mrs.

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    Default Re: Viagra - Anyone tried it?

    I find that when I've taken Viagra I can't shoot my muck for hours after the first go!

    The birds go crazy for it, wish I could keep a boner for 8 hours without it - record I managed was 15 hours - my knob didn't feel right for a week afterwards!

    Just watch out for the side effects, I've had Kamagra flush once where you feel all hot and weird but look alright, and then once I tripped out and my eyesight went all weird - think it was lack of blood to the brain at that point!

    Some of my mates complained about headaches so they just take 50 or 25mg instead of the full 100mg dosage...

    A lot of my mates use it nowadays, don't take it when you're in the pub, just drop in 30-60 minutes before you're gonna rattle a bird and you're away, too much beer can kind of negate the effect though, I got through 500mg in two days on the last weekend to Amsterdam, did rattle some silly numbers off though, did 15 birds in 6 days at that point - it was mega

    Think of Viagra as backup for when you've had a skinful and want to knob a really hot chick

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    Default Re: Viagra - Anyone tried it?

    I had some viagra impregnated contact lenses.

    Didn't seem to do much, just made me look hard!

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    Default Re: Viagra - Anyone tried it?

    Tried one once for a laugh- wasn't anything "special" but as said before, the day after you do get random boners, lol!
    Also, when I took it my eyesight went a bit weird where everything had a kind of "blueness" to it - very strange!!
    I reckon though, unless you actually have a problem or it's free then it's not worth it!

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    Default Re: Viagra - Anyone tried it?

    Give em to yer bird, they'll do more for you that way then taking them yourself.
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    Default Re: Viagra - Anyone tried it?

    Tried it before, basically stayed up for 5-6 hours, got a lil painful til the bird I was with all day fancied puttin me outta ma misery

    Although after I had tried it a mate told me about once when he couldn't get it down the doctor had to stick a syringe down his japseye, so wouldn't have risked it if I had known that before!

    Also on a separate occasion I had some "other" pills for a party, one boy had said he wouldn't try them but he always follows the croud so after we all took one he said he would, I told him how much it cost me and he said he wouldn't pay, so obv. I told him to **** off, then thought I could have some fun, tbh I'm surprised he took it, he looked at it (fcukin blue diamond pill!) and took it. Didn't do anything though, he didn't have any female attention that night though...


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    Default Re: Viagra - Anyone tried it?

    Kamagra gels rock, fact.

    Yagara capsules are not as keen I don't find but fine for women and men alike, kamagra pills take an age to arrive but once there are in the system for quite a while.
    Viagra pills are thesedays generally fake and are kamagra pills in disguise.

    The gels are the best out of the lot of em, I prefer the orange flavour.

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    Default Re: Viagra - Anyone tried it?

    Quote Originally Posted by urbsy
    Kamagra gels rock, fact.

    Yagara capsules are not as keen I don't find but fine for women and men alike, kamagra pills take an age to arrive but once there are in the system for quite a while.
    Viagra pills are thesedays generally fake and are kamagra pills in disguise.

    The gels are the best out of the lot of em, I prefer the orange flavour.

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    Default Re: Viagra - Anyone tried it?

    Quote Originally Posted by easy
    Yeah man, viagra gel. Rub it on your eyes, makes you look hard!
    Now where have I heard that one before...

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    Default Re: Viagra - Anyone tried it?

    Try Cialis, it's 48 hour on demand viagra.
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    Default Re: Viagra - Anyone tried it?

    I've got two of those Cialis - never tried them though - are they as good as Viagra then? Got a bird who wants rattling this weekend and might drop one but was going to stick with Viagra as that's always a good backup after a load of Stella!

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    Default Re: Viagra - Anyone tried it?

    for all night action without popping pills try this stuff
    http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/PROLONG-DELAY-...QQcmdZViewItem
    m8 told me about it so after his mrs also told me i had to give it a try...
    well ferk me talk about rampant.. quick blast of the spray 5 mins for u dip it and off you go just top it up with an another spray when u feel the old fella ready to pop, then ur off again for a hr or so..
    highly recommend this stuff.

    ps. if u order get the spray not the cream lasts longer both on ur todger and use wise..
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    Default Re: Viagra - Anyone tried it?

    Cialis is great, and it doesn't give unwanted embarrassing stiffies.

    It was designed to get around the....viagra, dinner, shag within an hour feeling.
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    Default Re: Viagra - Anyone tried it?

    Where do you lot get your Cialis and Kamagra / Viagra from?

    I need to buy some more, got a few left, a mate gave me some Cialis he picked up abroard but I've not tried it yet, a bit wary of that stuff, dunno why, it's the thought of getting a touch on three days later that worries me!!!

    Thanks in advance!

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    Default Re: Viagra - Anyone tried it?

    found it over rated to .. gives you a good orgasm though ..only gave me 1 stiffy as well ..

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    Default Re: Viagra - Anyone tried it?

    lol i tried viagra when i was 24 stone, worked for 10 mins lol!!!
    be interested on the effects now im a more normal(ish) 15-17stone
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