Oh shit, what can I say, it's bank holiday weekend, I've been getting totally wasted, and I shagged the fattest bird I've ever seen on Thursday night!
It was bad, very messy really, bags of flour all over the joint, and I'd dropped some Viagra as backup to cover up the fact I'd had a load of Stella, and the second I got a look at her in all her glory I lost Mr Woody!
Let's just say it's the first time in my life I've tried thinking of Pat Butcher to actually GET a touch on, it was that bad!!
I'm regretting it big style now as she wants to get serious and I've got a few birds who are up for rattling tonight, not sure what to do!
She must have been at least 20 stone, that's got to be some kind of record surely
You lost must have some right horror stories too?!
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