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    Default If Women Were Football Teams

    If women were football teams!
    Birmingham - Pamela Anderson:
    Used to look good in the cups but now a declining force. Plus millions of people watched them get a good seeing to.
    Wigan - Davina McCall:
    Poor attendances confirm they've been promoted above their ability.
    Portsmouth - Girls Aloud:
    Only one real class act among the hastily assembled line-up. You shouldn't like them but admit it, you've sneaked the occasional admiring glance.
    Sunderland - Kerry Katona:
    Once the people's favourite but now an embarrassment. Fun while it lasted - now disappear from where you came, please.
    Spurs - Keira Knightley:
    Undeniably easy on the eye with an attractive English spine. And proof that two little ones up front needn't be an drawback.
    Everton - Dannii Minogue:
    The poor relation to the more glamorous sibling. Can anyone remember when itwas they were supposed to be any good?
    Fulham - Charlotte Church:
    Proof that money can't buy you class. But could look more attractive if the Welsh bloke was given the elbow.
    Arsenal - Jordan:
    Were more likeable when they weren't packed out with expensive foreign implants.
    Newcastle - Jodie Marsh:
    Impressive front two but embarrassing at the back. Had surgery but need a lot more work to compete at a higher level.
    Aston Villa - Dido:
    Bland, boring and still trading off the one big hit they had years ago.
    Liverpool - Sophie Ellis-Bextor:
    Individually all the components look great but stick them together and it just doesn't work.
    Chelsea - Rachel Stevens:
    You'd rather just watch them than listen to all that painful whining.
    Bolton - Clare Balding:
    You wouldn't. Not even if they were the last team on earth.

    Manchester United - Catherine Zeta Jones:
    Used to look great until they were shafted by an old fat American with too much money.
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    Default Re: If Women Were Football Teams

    lol

    loving the man utd one

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    Default Re: If Women Were Football Teams

    love the last two

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