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  • Sometimes depends if its any good

    18 33.96%
  • Big of grunting and groaning

    23 43.40%
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    Question Noisy Sex

    Hey guys the missus recently passed comment that I'm not exactly loud when having sex and i reach the point of no return. Then the other day I couldn't help myself and shouted out.

    Just wondering how many of you make noise when doing it....Thought it'd make an interesting poll!

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    Default Re: Noisy Sex

    i love it when my girl is loud, it means im doing a good job!

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    Default Re: Noisy Sex

    Yeah but what about you! She was screaming the other day and I was quite loud too, was a first for me though! hehe!

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    Default Re: Noisy Sex

    What were you screaming m8 ?

    "Who's your Daddy"

    Just wondered.
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    Default Re: Noisy Sex

    Quote Originally Posted by -G-Man-
    i love it when my girl is loud, it means im doing a good job!
    or shes faking it :^)
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    Default Re: Noisy Sex

    Nah don't make much noise, more movements on my behalf - never been able to stop copying Patrick Bateman from American Psycho since I watched that scene where he's shagging two birds and posing in the mirror - unfortunately I have mirrored wardrobes so everytime a bird gets it round at mine she gets it Bateman styley lol

    Only once shouted but that was because a bird bit my bellend too hard, nearly slapped her for that!

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    Default Re: Noisy Sex

    Quote Originally Posted by MonkeyBalls
    She was screaming the other day
    You need to tighten the straps on her ball gag m8
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    Quote Originally Posted by DappaBastard
    What were you screaming m8 ?

    "Who's your Daddy"

    Just wondered.
    Just random "FCUK Yeahs!" First time for everything anyway! hehe!

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    I usually tend to shout 'Smell my cheese you mother'
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    Default Re: Noisy Sex

    Quote Originally Posted by tombott
    I usually tend to shout 'Smell my cheese you mother'
    K+ you filthy bastard..

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    Default Re: Noisy Sex

    i often scream...arrghh..my eyes...fucking mace again!, apart from that im pretty silent although if the girl is loud, its fun to join in

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    Default Re: Noisy Sex

    I tend to shout things like 'Whoa Neddy' and 'Stop barking Sophie' to get the animal to behave as it should. If you are talking 'normal' sex then I just come out with things like 'clench you bitch' and the wrong name.


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    Make the most of it once you have kids it all stops who wants to hear there mum and dad ripping into each other... shudder....just a thought maybe cj does


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    i sometimes shout the wifes sisters name to make thing a little more exciting


    works a treat !

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    Default Re: Noisy Sex

    Quote Originally Posted by MonkeyBalls
    Hey guys the missus recently passed comment that I'm not exactly loud when having sex and i reach the point of no return. Then the other day I couldn't help myself and shouted out.

    Just wondering how many of you make noise when doing it....Thought it'd make an interesting poll!
    What a strange thing to shout during sex, still at least you were thinking of us.
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    Default Re: Noisy Sex

    The louder the better! Works for me everytime...............

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    Quote Originally Posted by diablos
    Make the most of it once you have kids it all stops
    Speak for yourself m8, we still rockin fuck outta the room, if the kids wake up you just tell them the boogeyman is in your room and they wont come in.
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    Default Re: Noisy Sex

    Quote Originally Posted by DappaBastard
    Speak for yourself m8, we still rockin fuck outta the room, if the kids wake up you just tell them the boogeyman is in your room and they wont come in.

    mines are a lot older than that still call them kids though young adults should be the pc term i suppose..


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    Default Re: Noisy Sex

    Hey guys the missus recently passed comment that I'm not exactly loud when having sex and i reach the point of no return. Then the other day I couldn't help myself and shouted out
    The next time ur missus says that ask her 'compared to who'?


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    Default Re: Noisy Sex

    I`m ok but the Mrs makes as much noise as possible...bit embarrassing seeing as we live in a semi-detached, and the neighbours kids are next door.
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