Personalityless staff in hospitals

[BertRoot]

Went to A&E at Blackpool last night after slicing the fuck out of my hand. Being the nice chap that I am I tried tomake conversation with eachmember of staff I had to speak to and every fucking one of them uttered about 3 words and fucked off or did what they had to do as quickly as possible and fucked off with no use of personal skills at all.

So what you say, did they do a good job? I have no fucking idea till I get the dressings off.

I could see tendon and bone in the cut yet they only used three wide steristrips on it to pull it back together when I think it warranted stitches then said the strips should come off after a week and to keep them dry but only offered this info when pushed. Now how the fuck do I get them off?

Don't start with the 'they are underpaid' etc. If you are underpaid get a different job, people do it all the time and I am bastard sick of people moaning in the NHS that they are underpaid. All the folk who dealt with me were young enough to know the pay was shit before they joined so they have no excuse.

[Shambles]

Night time huh? You might have caught them on a bad night.. saturday night too eh?

So where had you shoved your hand to get it so mangled, and do you have pics to accompany this splendid whine

[BertRoot]

Sorry mate no pics as it is strapped up now and I couldn't handle the camera with all the blood pouring from it. When I got there they were quiet as it was only teatime so no excuses. The only nice one was the X Ray woman.

[flanflinger]

sounds a bit odd to me... hospital staff are usually dead chatty... maybe they were bricking it coz its a saturday afternoon/evening and they know whats in the post... I would love working in that enviroment... loads of blood and snot all over the place....

[Over Carl]

Not being rude mate - but had you been drinking. Not making any judgement myself, but I've noticed I can be ignored even after making the wittiest remarks when joe public detects the presence of alcohol.

[BertRoot]

Not being rude mate - but had you been drinking. Not making any judgement myself, but I've noticed I can be ignored even after making the wittiest remarks when joe public detects the presence of alcohol.

Not a drop mate. They were just soulless in the extreme.

[diablos]

personal hygene is it up to scratch


nobody likes talking to mr smelly..

[BertRoot]

nobody likes talking to mr smelly..

Clean as a whistle big chap. No stench on me. Not had a cig for a few days either so ain't that either. No pubes in me teeth either.

[Over Carl]

I werent trying to have a dig, just noticed your weekend night experience + my own experience, 2+2=5 moment.

[BertRoot]

I werent trying to have a dig, just noticed your weekend night experience + my own experience, 2+2=5 moment.

I didn't think you were mate.

[cyprus]

Sorry to hear you sliced yourself up big man. Were you trying to peel an aubergine?

Have to say the nurses in Southport Hospital were pretty nice to me, I did use a bit of the Greek charm though. They seemed to respond well to it. Guess you were just unlucky bud. Wonder how they would of treated you if you'd shown up post peel

[BertRoot]

I did use a bit of the Greek charm though. They seemed to respond well to it.

Lol no mate. Did you offer to restuff their badly stuffed kebabs for them? ;-)