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    Default Naked nun

    One afternoon at the local nuns house
    the main nun decides to take all the nuns down to the village for a pizza and coke,
    1 of the nuns decided to stay at home and take a bath, hot water is scarce in nuns houses.

    So the nun strips off and is just about to step into the bath when the doorbell rings,
    She pops her head out of the bathroom and shouts down, "who's there?"
    A man replies "the blindman from the village",
    the nun thinks to herself "no one is home, sod getting dressed."

    She opens the door and asks how she can help,
    the man replies "great tits sister, now where u want these blinds putting up"
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    Default Re: Naked nun

    Same punchline but totally different beginnings
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    Default Re: Naked nun

    1st time in the HOS yaaaaay, it's not fair that 2nd joke above didn't go in the HOS though. Oh well.
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    Default Re: Naked nun

    Quote Originally Posted by simonhodge
    Same punchline but totally different beginnings
    nice explanation mate

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    Default Re: Naked nun

    Quote Originally Posted by simonhodge
    Same punchline but totally different beginnings
    Keep going mate



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    Default Re: Naked nun

    Quote Originally Posted by simonhodge
    Same punchline but totally different beginnings
    plus it was a shite joke anyway.

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