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Following what appeared to be the world's least interesting motor show press conference ever, Chinese snake oil manufacturer Kerching has unexpectedly revealed a new and radical part of its plan to bring back MG - building cars on the moon. "We are delighted to announce the formation of the brand new MG Outer Space Sports Car Company," says an official Kerching release. "We have signed a letter of intent with the Moon Development Agency and we hope this will lead to a long and fruitful partnership building traditional British sports cars in synchronous rotation with important markets".
The exact model to be built in the brand new lunar factory hasn't been revealed but Kerching sources hinted that it could be a 4x4 pick up version of the MG TF, although they also admitted that they might make up something different in the future. Meanwhile, the new boss of the MG Outer Space Sports Car Company, Duke Nukem, was in bullish mood; "This is a great opportunity to build cars in a place where no one has thought of building cars before," he said. "Although on reflection, that might be because it's a really dumb idea. Damn".
However, many people have been led to ask where this new announcement leaves MG's former home in Longbridge. A Kerching spokesman was quick to assuage their fears; "There is nothing to worry about. Longbridge will still play a very important role in this new project," he said. "At our new factories in China and on the moon we will need car parks guarded by an automatic barrier. And we plan to use Longbridge to make the small discs that will work the barriers of these car parks. This will be what you in England call 'a token effort', yes?"