CJ will be gutted

[BertRoot]

Dolphins ‘stop smiling the moment our back is turned’



New evidence from unmanned underwater cameras has proved that dolphins are only pretending to be friendly to humans and that the moment that our backs are turned, a sour and indignant expression returns to their faces.

The discovery, which will traumatise animal lovers the world over, was made when Californian marine biologist Mike Varney sensed that the smiling, chattering manner of dolphins and porpoises was somehow a little insincere. He set up a series of remote controlled underwater cameras to record ceteceans interacting with swimmers and divers and then filmed the same dolphins as they left their human companions.

‘It’s fascinating’ said Varney. ‘As the excited eco-tourists climb onto the boat, still thrilled at their real-life encounter with wild bottlenose dolphins, you can see the dolphins turn away and their cheerful expression suddenly changes. They looked really pissed off, and were sort of tutting and looking skywards. It’s like they were saying ‘I AM SO BORED OF THIS!’

Varney’s research has also demonstrated that their high-pitched animated chattering is also contrived and phoney. Amongst themselves, dolphins manage little more than an occasional indignant grunt, and often can’t even bothered to reply to other family members.

This is the second major discovery by maverick naturalist Varney. Last year his remote controlled cameras discovered that gorillas are actually really smiley when they are left to themselves.

http://newsbiscuit.com/article/dolph...back-is-turned

[Roach-Rampino]

Ha!ha!

Blinding find but I think C.J. will refuse to believe it.

[Mr Olympia]

I didn't know Dolphins could fookin' smile anyway...

What a waste of time and effort.

[CzarJunkie]

The discovery, which will traumatise animal lovers the world over, was made when Californian marine biologist Mike Varney sensed that the smiling, chattering manner of dolphins and porpoises was somehow a little insincere.

Hmm, sounds like Mr Varney has an axe to grind. Probably eats tuna too the cunt. Just because he's been snubbed by a bottle nose doesn't mean we all have.

When I turn my back on a dolphin I know it's fukin smiling.........

[Midnight_Toker]

Just look at the cheery gait in CJ's avatar... Now tell me that's insincere...

Everybody knows that dolphins get pissedoff when humans turn their backs because they love the attention and the human-dolphin relationship that can only be gained by soft caresses and inappropriate touching :

[diablos]

Dolphins are satans spawn the true child murderers of the sea while flicking through my copy of science world weekly i found this and it still haunts me to this day.

link: http://www.findarticles.com/p/articl...56/ai_57041274

Dolphins: Flipper or Killer? - evidence of infanticide among bottlenose dolphins
Science World, Oct 18, 1999 by Melissa Stewart

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New research reveals a dark side of the mammal.

In the summer of 1997, a dead baby bottlenose dolphin washed onto a Virginia beach. Its body was badly bruised; it had broken ribs and a punctured lung. One telltale clue gave scientists a grim surprise: bite marks that matched the exact pattern of the teeth of an adult bottlenose. Researchers concluded an adult dolphin had murdered a young baby or calf, a practice known in nature as infanticide.

"This is a dramatic change from the way people think of dolphins," says Dale J. Dunn, a veterinarian pathologist, a specialist in animal diseases. No kidding. When most people think of dolphins, they think Flipper, not Killer. Since ancient Greece, dolphins have been celebrated in art and myth as frolicking creatures that protect shipwrecked sailors from ocean predators. Today, delighted fans still cheer dolphin antics in aquariums and marine parks, and swimming alongside captive dolphins in places like the Florida Keys has boomed into a tourist craze.

Now scientists are amassing startling evidence that suggests the beloved animals have a violent side as well. Dolphins seem to be killing porpoises, a related sea mammal, and baby dolphins in droves, wielding their long snouts as clubs and their jagged teeth to slash their victims to death. Can it be that dolphin behavior simply resembles that of most large animals, who are capable of being playful or violent by turns?

true cunts of the sea, czarjunkie i used to have a wee soft spot for you but you went down in my estimation with that sick smiley dolphingbaby murdering avator.

[CzarJunkie]

true cunts of the sea, czarjunkie i used to have a wee soft spot for you but you went down in my estimation with that sick smiley dolphingbaby murdering avator.

I dunno where you dragged all that shite up from but you're obviously a fervent dolphin hater. Are you from the porpoise side of Glasgow?

[diablos]

I dunno where you dragged all that shite up from but you're obviously a fervent dolphin hater. Are you from the porpoise side of Glasgow?

yes and dolphins are evil, just away to have a tuna sandwich with traces of mmm

[coin-op]

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When I turn my back on a dolphin I know it's fukin smiling.........

And when a dolphin turns its back on you, you'll be smiling

[Breamy]

CJ knows what he is talking about does love them so much