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    Potentially vs Reality

    Youngest son: Tell me Daddy, what is the difference between "potentially
    and reality"?
    Dad: I will show you.
    Dad turns to his wife and asks her,
    "Would you sleep with Robert Redford for 1 million dollars"?
    Wife: Yes of course! I would never waste such an opportunity!
    Then Dad asks his daughter if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for 1
    million dollars?
    Daughter: Wow! Yes! This is my fantasy!
    Dad turns to his elder son and asks him, "Would you sleep with Tom
    Cruise for 1 million dollars"?
    Elder son: Yeah! Why not? Imagine what I could do with 1 million
    dollars! I would not even hesitate!
    So the father turns back to his younger son saying: "You see
    son,'potentially' we are sitting on 3 million dollars, but in 'reality'
    we are living with two slags and a bender!"

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    Oh dear - well if its HOS im off to, whats it like there this time of year, should i bring my jumper

    i dont recieve very many joke mails in my inbox you see, when i do i normally delete them without opening, now im off work sick, i been reading them

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