Wront time. wrong place.

**burner1** · 24th October 2006

I've had the window fitters in all day and in my dining room, they have took out a pokey little window and fitted a nice big one. My dining room is near the back where the terraced houses have a 'T' shape to them and as I walked through, just as I passed my nice new big window, a light from next doors caught the corner of my eye as when the little windows was there, I never realised you could actually see over there. As I glanced over, next doors 60+ YO fat woman was standing there, bolluck naked drying herself with a towel, and just as I took in this horrendous site... she turned round and clocked me looking... I have sooo gotta move soon

**Hadfield82** · 24th October 2006

haha, dont you just hate when that happens!

**Mule** · 24th October 2006

LOL

I bet she was there for ages waiting for you to look.

**Nikki** · 24th October 2006

ya dirty boy, you got any pictures for research purposes only of course to see your horrified mindset?

if you have a missis, imagine tomorrow morning, she sees her walking out to work, 'that husband of yours is a right perv, looking at me drying my meat last night' buhahahahahah

**flumperino** · 24th October 2006

buhahaha...busted mate

yer a fukin perve menace to society...and should be locked up

**burner1** · 24th October 2006

Originally Posted by sxybstrdmrk

haha, dont you just hate when that happens!

It's a 'first' for me personally mate... dunno about you lol

**Spike2k1** · 24th October 2006

yeh yeh, theres a big reason behind u getting that lil window replaced aint there. that big reason is jubba the gut next door. lol

**Hadfield82** · 24th October 2006

Originally Posted by burner1

It's a 'first' for me personally mate... dunno about you lol

They were all accidental i swear! Well thats my story and i'm sticking to it.

**burner1** · 24th October 2006

Originally Posted by sxybstrdmrk

They were all accidental i swear! Well thats my story and i'm sticking to it.

You forgot the end bit.... 'your honour'

**Hadfield82** · 24th October 2006

haha, doubt being courteous to the judge is going to help my case much.. I'm taking this way too far now!

**BertRoot** · 24th October 2006

It slows your dodging technique down when you have your cock in your hand and your pants round your knees though eh? Tis why I always wear the smoking jacket or the velour robe round the house. 'Ding dong'

**Hadfield82** · 24th October 2006

Originally Posted by BertRoot

It slows your dodging technique down when you have your cock in your hand and your pants round your knees though eh? Tis why I always wear the smoking jacket or the velour robe round the house. 'Ding dong'

absolute genius mate

**Little John** · 24th October 2006

Now go buy a digital camera for tomorrow Tesco are open 24 hours, post them on the internet there are some strange people about that like that sort of thing