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    1. 27th October 2006 #1
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      Funny Octopus joke

      An octopus walks into a bar and says I can play any musical instrument you like.

      The English man gives it a guitar which it plays better than Jimmy Hendrix

      The Irish man gives it a piano which it plays better than Elton John.

      The Scottish man throws it a set of bagpipes.
      The octopus fumbles about for a couple of minutes and the Scotsman says “What’s wrong, can ye no play it?”

      Spoiler:

      The octopus says” Play it? I’m going to fuck her brains out once I get her pyjamas off."
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    2. 27th October 2006 #2
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      Can't believe this hasn't been posted before. Made me smile anyway.
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    3. 27th October 2006 #3
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      Quote Originally Posted by headsortails View Post
      Can't believe this hasn't been posted before.
      Me neither to be honest. Searched "octopus" and "bagpipes" and nothing came up so I posted it.
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    4. 27th October 2006 #4
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      Default Re: Octopus joke

      .. and I enjoyed it too

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    5. 27th October 2006 #5
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      Default Re: Octopus joke

      good stuff
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      Default Re: Octopus joke

      yeah I`m amazed it`s not been posted before either, still you know what they say, you can`t beat the old `uns
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      Default Re: Octopus joke

      Im sure it was on Cbeebies last week
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      Default Re: Octopus joke

      Quote Originally Posted by beekae View Post
      Im sure it was on Cbeebies last week
      you watch Cbeebies ?
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