Why men don't write to agony aunts

[Roach-Rampino]

Dear Abby,
I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision.

I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs ... phone rings, but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has got out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi?

I once picked her mobile phone up just to see what time it was. She went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my 2006 Yamaha R1 motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my Yamaha R1, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

Thanks.

[diablos]

Dear Abby,
I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision.

I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs ... phone rings, but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has got out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi?

I once picked her mobile phone up just to see what time it was. She went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my 2006 Yamaha R1 motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my Yamaha R1, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

Thanks.

so bloody true

[FireBlade]

hahaahh classic K+

[Shambles]

I guess you kinda knew this was coming roachy

Spoiler:

http://www.digital-forums.com/showthread.php?t=229178

http://www.digital-forums.com/showthread.php?t=210083

http://www.digital-forums.com/showthread.php?t=210320

[Roach-Rampino]

I guess you kinda knew this was coming roachy

Spoiler:

http://www.digital-forums.com/showthread.php?t=229178

http://www.digital-forums.com/showthread.php?t=210083

http://www.digital-forums.com/showthread.php?t=210320

Damn me to Hades! Your search skills are obviously more thorough than mine...I tried "Agony aunt". If I delete the thread do I lose the karma I got?

[BertRoot]

Damn me to Hades! Your search skills are obviously more thorough than mine...I tried "Agony aunt". If I delete the thread do I lose the karma I got?

No the points will stay you just won't have them explained in your CP.

[Mule]

If I delete the thread do I lose the karma I got?

Delete? HOS not good enough for you?

[Roach-Rampino]

Delete? HOS not good enough for you?

No worries pal, do what you gotta do.

[headsortails]

So what did you search for to find the threads Shambles?

[Roach-Rampino]

No the points will stay you just won't have them explained in your CP.

Speaking from experience eh?

[Shambles]

So what did you search for to find the threads Shambles?

I just knew that at least one similar thread existed, and roughly when it was posted.

What a liar I am.

Maybe I searched on girlfriend cheating

[GameKing]

this thread`s funnier than the joke, I`m not HOSing this.