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    Default ''Hello, is that the jobcentre?''

    Looks well hacked off

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    Default Re: ''Hello, is that the jobcentre?''

    So Sir, before we offer you the position, we just need to go through the simple formality of obtaining a reference from your previous employer.

    Shooooooo-ryuken!

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    Default Re: ''Hello, is that the jobcentre?''

    " 'ello Loov? Aye, it's me. I might be home a bit late the night, i've had a wee bit of an accident."

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    Default Re: ''Hello, is that the jobcentre?''

    "Hello. RAC?. I've left my cars in the quay"


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    Default Re: ''Hello, is that the jobcentre?''

    Quote Originally Posted by Shambles View Post
    "Hello. RAC?. I've left my cars in the quay"

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    Default Re: ''Hello, is that the jobcentre?''

    Quote Originally Posted by Shambles View Post
    "Hello. RAC?. I've left my cars in the quay"
    lol, very good play on words there shambles

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    Default Re: ''Hello, is that the jobcentre?''

    Quote Originally Posted by Shambles View Post
    "Hello. RAC?. I've left my cars in the quay"

    Ha ha, genious

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    Excellent, K on way
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