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    Default Ello All

    I been missing for a couple of months and I have been up the effing wall with a move of house and all that bollox... so here I am back again to entertain you in the vids section etc and the hos....

    keep up the good work ladies
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    Alright you old fucker. I was missing you so much I picked the crusts off the neck of our lube and had a posh wank this evening.

    Good to see you back big lad!


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    lol cheers holmes.... speaking of crusty things I discovered the joys of anusol and crusty piles this weekend...
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    Quote Originally Posted by flanflinger View Post
    so here I am back again to entertain you in the vids section etc and the hos....
    Welcome back, don't worry I kept your HOS seat warm
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    Default Re: Ello All

    Welcome back flinger, I was getting worried that your mother had finally managed to kill you once and for all ;-)

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    Quote Originally Posted by flanflinger View Post
    lol cheers holmes.... speaking of crusty things I discovered the joys of anusol and crusty piles this weekend...
    Mmmm salty. Anusol is good for ironing out the wrinkles on your face apparently. Makes it tight as a drum.

    Berts tip for the day gents. If you are finding the wifes clout a bit baggy pump a tube of anusol up there, leave to stagnate for an hour, then rinse and enter. Like getting her up the wrong un but the room won't end up as smelly.


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    Welcome back flan, settling into the new house ok?
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    I thought you'd been working hard on your panto scenes m8 and didn't have time for us.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cronus71 View Post
    Welcome back, don't worry I kept your HOS seat warm
    WARM you burnt a feckin hole in it

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    Welcome back pal, I had wondered what had happened to you. Good to see you back budrington

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    Howdy partner............ ive missed the horrific pictures of you in a pink outfit sailing down the mersey!!

    Glad your back

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    I was wondering where you were, had a special place for you since you posted that pic of yourself with grab adhesive.

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    Welcome back Flan. Was wondering what happened..... Thought the Boot Estate had claimed another life.
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    Quote Originally Posted by urbsy View Post
    I thought you'd been working hard on your panto scenes m8 and didn't have time for us.

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    ey up fatty

    how the fuck are ya, may as well ask here seeing as tho you dont answer my msn messages

    by the way, just cos i am asking how you are doesnt mean i give a fuck

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    lol... I do answer msn... to people that matter lol

    alls good... how is the world of micko69 and Nthell-smellywest these days?
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    dont get me started on this shitbin mate, its being run by people with the mentality of a 3 year old with learning difficulties

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    lol...alright dude, good to see you back.

    Where's incognito these days then?

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    incognito is just getting ready for his new job after being given the heave hoe by his firm at the mo..... you can still find the flabby fooker on the message boards on his ikkle business superserver.co.uk

    he's still a raving mincer too!
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    mincer my arse I'm not the one getting me arse out for photo's and whining about ya farmer giles pop em back up

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