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Have you ever noticed when you have your beer goggles on and you look in the mirror you think you are gods gift to women... or is that just me?... I mean FFS in reality I know I look like uncle fester and have been dealt a shitty hand by mother nature but the beer goggles thing realy works.
Who were you when you thought you where you was?. Whats a matter for can't you want to?
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Lol, I can't believe you check yourself out
Solosexual?
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he he he only when I have me beer goggles on.. like the old saying I have to love myself as no one else would and I have a face that only a mother would love (coz she has to... if it was up to her she wouldnt)
Who were you when you thought you where you was?. Whats a matter for can't you want to?
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As Mr Zappa might have said, I'm just a handsome son of a bitch!
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Funny you should say that Flan, because when I'm pissed and look in the mirror, I think I look like Uncle Fester....
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HE went home in a fuckin ambulanceR.I.H Saddam
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If I have managed to drag some of the wifes underwear on I always have a wank to myself in the mirror. Oh hang on you meant while pissed?
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I often do something similar with a feather boa and a bicorn hat. When it comes to wanking you gotta mix it up, keep it interesting.Originally Posted by BertRoot
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lol... feather boa... what colour?... lol... and can I borrow it
Who were you when you thought you where you was?. Whats a matter for can't you want to?
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I think its more the fact beer goggles dont make anything look better, they just make you not give a fuck.
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You've never had that thought of "Hmm, she actually doesn't look half bad, i thought she worse than that" then, its this thought that haunts me when i'm drunk.
Oh god, bad memories.
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No mate, it isnt that thought that haunts me, its the sight of her in the morning. Realising shes fucking ugly! Still usually carry on and give her one again.You've never had that thought of "Hmm, she actually doesn't look half bad, i thought she worse than that" then, its this thought that haunts me when i'm drunk.
Oh god, bad memories.
... afterall a mans gotta eat
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lol... and as the old saying goes a hole is a goal.
Who were you when you thought you where you was?. Whats a matter for can't you want to?
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and if it isn't a goal then it's a learning curve at least.
"There are two ways to slide easily through life: to believe everything or to doubt everything; both ways save us from thinking." - Alfred Korzybski
"Alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems" - Homer J. Simpson
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