Serial Killer

[mr football]

before anyone gets on my case i stole this from another forum

The Ipswich game is off this weekend .... a dyslexic serial killer has murdered all the substitutes!

[flanflinger]

better one than the others

sad I know but we have to move with the times and inevitably have to be aware that people will make jokes about any given sittuation

[MercuryRises]

I was talking to a Woman who's a pr0stitute in Ipswich. She says that the pay is great, but the hours are murder

[Roty]

It's cold in Ipswich, apparently it's minus 5.

[FCUOM]

Tonights rugby game is called off in Ipswich , they have ran out of hookers

[FireBlade]

keep em coming lads :-)

[lloydi]

Mr Kipling has been cleared of murder by police in ipswich, he normally puts 6 tarts in a box

[Roach-Rampino]

Bernard Matthews has put up a £10k reward to find the killer. He said "I've been strangling birds here for years..this is my patch!"

[BBK]

you are sick, all of you LMFAO!

[tam9]

And the best one!!!

Theres a dyslexic santa in Ipswich....He keeps leaving proessies under trees

[Robbo]

The ex and I have called a christmas truce, so I've bought her a red mini-skirt
and booked her a late night Christmas shopping trip to Ipswich !

[mr football]

The ex and I have called a christmas truce, so I've bought her a red mini-skirt
and booked her a late night Christmas shopping trip to Ipswich !

ffs lol think i know where you found that same place as me
did send a text to my ex saying just for christmas can we be friends and as a peace offering i am sending you a red mimi skirt, a pair of black stiletos , shopping trip ect.....

[kizroll]

?? I thorght MR football was from Ipswitch ??

[mr football]

?? I thorght MR football was from Ipswitch ??

Hey Kizroll you seem to have a morbid fascination with this whole Ipswitch thing.
Is there something you want to share with the group?
That was yesterdays joke and funny it was too Swiss Tony
Move with the times and try to stick with the thread

This is not a personal attack so please don’t send rebels round to see me

[Swiss Tony]

?? I thorght MR football was from Ipswitch ??

Oi post stealer !!! This is a personal attack, don't steal my posts or I'll have to send round the other half who will kick you in the nuts before screwing you for everything you own........

:emot153:

[Roach-Rampino]

Police are urging anyone in Ipswich who want sex before christmas to hurry while stocks last!

[2e1cys]

ipswich vice squad are urging any one who wants sex befor xmas to hurry up while stocks last !!!!!!!!!!!!

[headsortails]

Sutcliffe 13 girls, 6 years
New bloke 5 girls, 2 weeks

Spoiler:

You can't get quicker than an Ipswich Ripper.

Sorry.

[kizroll]

Oi post stealer !!! This is a personal attack, don't steal my posts or I'll have to send round the other half who will kick you in the nuts before screwing you for everything you own........

:emot153:

lol! yeh yeh!

[steve10574]

oh well funs over now they caught him