Surgeon Joke

[Over Carl]

Five surgeons are discussing who has the best patients to operate on.

The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."

The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would."

But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable.

[Roach-Rampino]

Good one mate....and I've never heard it before

[beekae]

Carlover,did you make that up yourself ?........was rubbish..!

[MercuryRises]

Beekae seems full of the Christmas cheer.

Not a bad joke, I'd heard it before, but still raised a smile

[johnny]

+K Beekae! Funny cunt like.

Good joke too.

[GameKing]

Carlover,did you make that up yourself ?........was rubbish..!

what`s this a late push for the Marco Meldrew award?