WHEN I was asked to take the most expensive train journey in the world my heart leapt with excitement. I donned my finery and began conjuring up images of myself sipping champagne aboard the luxurious Orient Express.
But sadly it wasn’t to be.
To my horror I soon learned that a 43-second trip on the London Underground is the priciest train trip on Earth.
Following fare hikes introduced earlier this week, a single Tube journey in central London now costs an exorbitant £4 — even if you are just travelling one stop.
The shortest journey it is possible to take on the Tube is between Covent Garden and Leicester Square on the Piccadilly line — a distance of 0.26km.
At £4 that works out to an astonishing 1.5 pence per metre.
Amazingly, that means the Tube journey is more expensive per metre than wallowing in luxury on the Orient Express.
A trip on the legendary train from London to Venice works out a snip at 0.13 pence a metre making the tube TWELVE times more expensive.
So what delights would await me on this top price journey?
As I descended to the chilly Piccadilly line platform via escalator at Covent Garden I found myself serenaded not by the gentle strains of a string quartet . . . but by a shivering, out-of-tune busker on a guitar. It was a little cosier, to say the least, once I boarded the Tube. The carriage was terribly crowded — but I still managed to grab a seat, so at last my journey could begin in style.
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ut the glaring neon lights, ugly lino floor and garish upholstery hardly created the kind of sophisticated ambience I was hoping for.
And in my taffeta cocktail gown, long silk gloves and sparkly stilettos, I found myself slightly overdressed for the occasion.
However. I bravely soldiered on — determined to make the most of my costly trip. After all, it was more than two-and-a-half times the price of the next most expensive train trip in the world — a short hop on the Tokyo metro which costs just £1.51.
In New York, a subway ride costs £1.07, and in Rome just 67 pence and allows unlimited rides on tubes and buses for 75 minutes.
Last night London Mayor Ken Livingstone said Tube trips cost less if you buy a pre-paid electronic ticket called an Oyster card — as opposed to the paper ticket I purchased.
He said: “There are now huge savings to be made by using Oyster. Many now cost half the same journey paid for by cash.”
But the world’s most expensive trip is still the world’s most expensive trip, after all, and I was determined to celebrate the occasion.
So I cracked open the champers regardless, despite the slightly bemused looks I got from fellow passengers.
I wasn’t the only traveller determined to be wined and dined.
Other commuters munched burgers, and one gentleman joined me in my alcoholic tipple — with a can of Carlsberg Special Brew.
But my trip was so brief I barely had time for a sip before we arrived at Leicester Square.
And as I struggled to scramble out of the carriage before the doors trapped my dress, I learned a valuable lesson.
Taffeta really should not be the fabric of choice for commuters.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007000415,00.html
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