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    Default Taking The P*ss

    <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=760 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD width=10></TD><TD vAlign=top width=629><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=629 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD vAlign=top width=629></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=629 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD colSpan=3>Thief steals urinal from city pub


    </TD></TR><TR><TD vAlign=top width=416><!-- S BO --><!-- S IIMA --><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=203 align=right border=0><TBODY><TR><TD> Landlord Alan Dreja pictured at the site of a missing urinal

    </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><!-- E IIMA --><!-- S SF -->Police are on the hunt for a thief who stole a urinal from a pub in Hampshire.
    The man is thought to have spent 40 minutes removing the white toilet bowl after ordering half a pint at the Royal Oak pub in Southampton.
    He then stuffed the urinal in a rucksack and left the pub making sure he wiped his fingerprints off the door as he went.
    But his exploits were caught on CCTV and after reviewing the tape landlord Alan Dreja handed it over to police. <!-- E SF -->
    "It's unbelievable," said Mr Dreja, 46, who has been landlord at the Royal Oak in Houndwell Place for two years.
    'Professional job'
    His wife Suzie Dreja added: "We were stunned as he did it at about 5pm.
    "He had wandered in and ordered half a pint of Fosters, took a few sips and went into the toilet a few times.
    <!-- S IIMA --><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=203 align=right border=0><TBODY><TR><TD> The suspect was captured on CCTV with a bulging rucksack

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    "He did a very professional job. He turned off the stop cock and capped off the pipe.
    "Our staff had thought we had taken it off for repair and it was not until the evening we noticed.
    "After we realised, we looked at the CCTV and saw him go in with a flat rucksack and come out with it bulging. He actually wiped his fingerprints off the door as he left." A spokesman for Hampshire police said: "It is a very unusual theft and we would like to speak to the man captured on the CCTV. "It was clearly a very professional job," he added.<!-- E BO -->


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    who would steal a urinal?

    smackhead?
    or a pikey maybe?

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    Default Re: Taking The P*ss

    In case he needed a wee on the way home.

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    Default Re: Taking The P*ss

    Quote Originally Posted by DelTrotter View Post
    who would steal a urinal?

    smackhead?
    or a pikey maybe?

    im confused
    A Polish plumber ?
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    Well if itis and saves money i admire his cheekiness! I lived in the same town for 27 year and worked here but all i seem to do at work is speak to eastern european people now !! cant believe how much my town has changed in such a small period. I ve recently had to use public transport for the first time in 7 year and again i just here there lingo in the background on every journey.
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    id like one of these fitted in our house, i bet theyre pretty expensive to buy too, top marks for the man who can go and steal one.

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