Dont you just hate bog roll that is so thin when you wipe your arse your finger pokes holes in it? or is it just me?
Dont you just hate bog roll that is so thin when you wipe your arse your finger pokes holes in it? or is it just me?
Shave your ass and you won't get the same issues.
2-3 sheets folded may prevent this problem from re-occuring?
I barely use any toilet paper, instead I have a toilet douche attached to my crapper which cleans using lovely warm water. After about 30 secs you dab dry with a little paper and job done, squeaky clean and fresh as a daisy.
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I gave up using bog roll years ago.
Nowdays I get one of my servants to dab my ring clean with cotton wool soaked in chilled full fat milk, fresh from a Jersey cows udders. To dry it I have an asthmatic octagenarian wheeze inches from my naked bumhole and it's dry just as they start to turn blue. Finally I used powdered white tiger claws to dust over my now clean botty in order to absorb any remaining moisture.
I find it easier to just leave it.
It falls off eventually.
Also gives you a good reason to bathe once a fortnight. Something to actually wash off instead of yesterdays dried soap.
Granted, get some funny looks at work, but I just tell them a kids had a little poop accident and they walk away laughing for some reason.
Actually just realised, it's bath night tonight.
Woohooo
Clean underwear for me - fantastic.
I only check towards the end of my cleaning procedure. If you don't how will you know when you are done?
I hate it when ur shit dont stick to the paper and just smears it everywhere like a big lump of putty, so i just lean over to the bath and grab the mrs bath sponge, run it under the tap and use that.
LMAO...you manky bastard...
I get mine cheap so I use about 4 pieces at a time folded!
I am a subbie at the local paper mill. They produce paper for Tesco, Sainos, Morrison and Asda. Once a quarter they have a staff offer, which subbies get if we are favoured (whic us telecom gurus are), and this means a slab of 72 rolls *3 =216 rolls for £10. They occassionally throw in 3 slabs of kitchen towel too, so that would be 216 loo rolls and 120 kitchen rolls for £10 = bargain!
I`ve got 2 slabs of loo roll, and 4 slabs of kitchen towel still in the attic.
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