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  • Yes, its fair game, only minutes previous you had your cock in her mouth anyway

    90 75.63%
  • No, you dirty bastard, its sexual assault, she was sleeping therefore a non participating party.

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    Default Re: cumming on a bird whilst shes asleep.

    Nah thats quality mate!

    Years ago I took the ex missus to work and shagged her on my bosses desk!

    At a later date I also tossed meself off over the secretarys desk knowing that she would have her arms on it in the week!

    But thats a bit tame compared to whats gone on before!
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    Default Re: cumming on a bird whilst shes asleep.

    Quote Originally Posted by GTI View Post
    Thats whats worrying me..
    I think its the fact that we actually believe you did this, whereas I (and I suspect most others) take everything Bert and CJ say as mere fantasy

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    Default Re: cumming on a bird whilst shes asleep.

    Lol dirty shit GTI Funny yet very wrong heheee Ah well won't hold it against ya, I woulda laughed had I seen it and got you a fresh pint in for your 'efforts'


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    Default Re: cumming on a bird whilst shes asleep.

    i'm pretty sure this thread could be used as evidence in court lads

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    Default Re: cumming on a bird whilst shes asleep.

    No Way GTI Shocked CJ and JimBob! Well Done! Especially For Shocking CJ!
    Never had the urge to do anything like that myself!

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    Default Re: cumming on a bird whilst shes asleep.

    i "think" there used to be a yahoo group called "wank on my wife" where people posted theyre efforts and successes inc vids but im not sure all the women were asleep! and btw gti well done mate i'd like to shake ur hand or would i?

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    Default Re: cumming on a bird whilst shes asleep.

    Quote Originally Posted by jimbob2002 View Post
    Is it right? Should I feel bad?
    Fuck yeah, you should off tried to control the flow and maybe give her a little spray around the lips. Better still shoot off over her jubblies and then wipe the leftovers on her face. Cheeky bitch should of finished the job in the first place.

    Should you feel bad? Nah...film it next time

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    Default Re: cumming on a bird whilst shes asleep.

    I think that is great, i beleive they shoudl make up to a mans love juice every morning on their faces

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    Default Re: cumming on a bird whilst shes asleep.

    Quote Originally Posted by GTI View Post
    I am not proud of this, ...blah blah blah.

    As I said I'm not proud of it,blah blah.
    Looks like the braggings of a very proud man to me!

    (Well you were proud, and then flaccid I suppose)
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    Default Re: cumming on a bird whilst shes asleep.

    Quote Originally Posted by BBK View Post
    If you got away with it congrats, well done, say nothing!
    I agree! GOOD SHOW OLD BEAN
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    Default Re: cumming on a bird whilst shes asleep.

    ha ha ha class thread Jimbob...

    and GTI... have some fucking KKKKKKKKK+++++

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    Default Re: cumming on a bird whilst shes asleep.

    What would make me laugh (more-so) is if GTI`s secreatry was Lisa-bott ...wouldnt that be a small world.

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    Default Re: cumming on a bird whilst shes asleep.

    thanks for this thread, I needed a good laugh.
    I'm new to this :huh:

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    Default Re: cumming on a bird whilst shes asleep.

    I loved reading both accounts, came close to letting out some wee K+ to both

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    Default Re: cumming on a bird whilst shes asleep.

    Quote Originally Posted by GTI View Post
    I am not proud of this, but when I was 16 and doing work experience in an office I had a massive crush on this bimbo secretary. So one day I had a furious wank in the gents and saved a little in the cap of a bottle. i went back into the office and when no one was looking I sauntered over to her desk and smeared a drop around the rim of her mug. I then retired to my desk and waited... and then it happened, with immense satisfaction I saw her swallowing my seed.

    As I said I'm not proud of it, but when you're 16 and your hormones are raging your sense of morality is somewhat skewed.
    fucking fair play man. if everyones honest loads of yers will have wanted to do shit like that, GTI just upped the ante and actually did it. nice one that man - stand up and be counted!! i bet u went home and thrapped furiously imagining she actually knew she was swallowing your cockys custard the fucking dirty old slut. any pics of her, she can have the leading role in my wank tonight

    PS i do agree theres some 2008 award in there for you somewhere mate (fuck knows which one like - maybe a new catagory will be needed!!!)
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    Default Re: cumming on a bird whilst shes asleep.

    fair play lads!

    how come GTI's confession didn't come out in the "would you wank at work" thread!?

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    Default Re: cumming on a bird whilst shes asleep.

    if my mrs is asleep and i open my eyelids it wakes her up... closest i've ever got was when i pinned her down and unloaded it all into her ear... then rubbed it in like a proper 'wet willy'

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    Default Re: cumming on a bird whilst shes asleep.

    Jimbob, what you should have done....

    is cum in her hand and tickled her nose!
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    Default Re: cumming on a bird whilst shes asleep.

    this thread brought a little tear to my eye
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    Default Re: cumming on a bird whilst shes asleep.

    fair play guys your not right, but I like that!
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