sheesh you guys are getting worse!
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sheesh you guys are getting worse!
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as long as it didnt bring a tear to your little eyeOriginally Posted by Fusen
this thread brought a little tear to my eye
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She'll just think she's been drooling again
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Last post on 8th April and you took until now to reply. Sheesh I think you must have cum on your bird whilst YOU were asleep, lol.
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Heard this one the other day.. thought it was great and kinda related....
Angry Pirate
When a man is receiving head while standing and his partner on their knees. Just before he ejaculates in his partners mouth, he pulls out and shoots his load in his partners eye. This will cause his partner to shut the eye with the semen in it. When the partner jumps up in anger, the man when kicks his partner in the shin, causing the partner to jump up and down holding the kicked leg and screaming "ARRRGHH!" in pain.
I got back at that cheating bitch by giving her the angry pirate just before I broke up with her!
Last edited by RSV; 18th August 2008 at 02:33 PM. Reason: temporary dislexia
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1. Angry Panda
This is where you shoot your load all over a woman's face and then give her a black eye making her resemble an angry panda.
"She pissed him off so he gave her an Angry Panda..."
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Lay off the coca1ne, get on the GHB. Loads better!
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Lock this thread now it`s getting rude
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That`s savage man !
as long as it didnt bring a tear to your little eye
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This thread needs dragging up from the past !
A younger CJ lost for words.
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Very good story but in the come down from coke which is mild to other drugs
For one if you were struggling to cum while fucking her, there's no way you would be wanking yourself leaning over her tits like a complete freak banging one off.... Unless you knew her???
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Yes, just stand up on the matress and piss it off her
<borat>Not if she is my sister....Great success...</borat>
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2007?
A young CJ?
Lost for words?
All of these phrases are bogus!!
"Where you are is what you eat. When I'm in London I'll have beans on toast for lunch. On holiday � what? Tapas? Go on then I'll have a bit. You eat whatevers in that area"
Karl Pilkington
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best one I have done is waking up in middle of the night with a big hard on to find my ex fast asleep with her legs wide open .. so me thinks hmm try shag her while she is asleep see what happens so of I go .. shoots my load up her gets off few minutes later she wakes up feeling horny for some reason and wants a shag to which I reply no thanks just had one while you was asleep .. needles to say she was not to happy at all about that
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I wouldn't brag about that mate - shagging a bird and her not waking up!
My thoughts exactly, it's one to keep quiet!
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where is the delete button lol
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Bit rapey.
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Maybe I misread you post... Did you just admit raping your ex there?
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hmm good question
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