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  • Yes, its fair game, only minutes previous you had your cock in her mouth anyway

    90 75.63%
  • No, you dirty bastard, its sexual assault, she was sleeping therefore a non participating party.

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    Default Re: cumming on a bird whilst shes asleep.

    Quote Originally Posted by GTI View Post
    I am not proud of this, but when I was 16 and doing work experience in an office I had a massive crush on this bimbo secretary. So one day I had a furious wank in the gents and saved a little in the cap of a bottle. i went back into the office and when no one was looking I sauntered over to her desk and smeared a drop around the rim of her mug. I then retired to my desk and waited... and then it happened, with immense satisfaction I saw her swallowing my seed.

    As I said I'm not proud of it, but when you're 16 and your hormones are raging your sense of morality is somewhat skewed.
    wtf GTI? Who thinks like that...?

    EDIT: OK, you and Michael Kevin Lallana, unless then of course you are "MKL" http://www.digital-forums.com/showthread.php?t=847750
    Last edited by cronus71; 1st March 2011 at 05:14 PM.
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    Default Re: cumming on a bird whilst shes asleep.

    I'm seeing this Malaysian girl at the moment, and she is so dirty that I'm sure she would come all over me when I was asleep if she could. She has woken me up several times by sucking my cock, not that I mind at all.
    This weekend she wanted me to use her iPhone to video when I was doing her from behind, so I filmed a few minutes and then she wanted to watch it at the same time when I was still doing her
    When I was done with her, I came all over her ass, stood up went to the loo (yeah you can tell I'm all cuddly and in love) came back, and she was still on all four reaching around with her iPhone trying to take photos of her ass with my load on it, haha
    She did manage to take a few pictures, and as she later analyzed them and the video she made comments about how good her ass looks, nothing about my cock whatsoever, says it all I guess.
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    Default Re: cumming on a bird whilst shes asleep.

    Quote Originally Posted by cronus71 View Post
    wtf GTI? Who thinks like that...?
    LMAO... So that's where I remembered it from!

    Last week I was begrudingly forced to make coffees in the office when I was 15mins away from a deadline... When everyone was half-way down their drinks I told 'em I'd done the same thing to their cups

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    crazy Re: cumming on a bird whilst shes asleep.

    nah i used to unload in the back door less messy when you fall asleep next to her.

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    Default Re: cumming on a bird whilst shes asleep.

    5 year old post nice find

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    Default Re: cumming on a bird whilst shes asleep.

    First time I saw this. What a classic pmsl.

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