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    Default cumming on a bird whilst shes asleep.

    Bit of moral testing question for you.
    Is it alright to shoot your load over a bird while she is sleeping.

    Before you jump up and answer that immediately, let me set the scene.

    You've been out for a few drinks, you've had a bid of coca1ne, you get her back to your flat, you both have another drink and another line or two, she strips off, gets your cock out and sucks you off, leads you to the bedroom where a marathon sex session ensues, fucking, licking and sucking in various positions for quite some time (coca1ne always makes it difficult for me to cum which is good cos it you can shag for ages, but is bad cos its hard to cum).
    Eventually you are both worn out and she falls asleep.
    You lying there in bed with a hardon thats not gonna go until you've emptied your sack, so you start having a wank, its working, you can feel it happening, brilliant you are finally gonna shoot your muck! You look to your right where the naked body of a sexy young women is lying there with her big boobs practically begging to be sprayed in your man muck, so what do you do?

    You get out of bed go round to her side and beat it off until your load is well and truly milked all over her tits, she doesnt wake up, Brilliant.

    You then go to sleep. A bit later you wake up and notice that during her sleep shes turned over onto her sides a few times and there are long drips of tried spunk right round her back where its ran when she's turned over.
    You attempt to clean this up by wiping it with your hand but its just flaking off and making a mess so you just leave it.

    Next day she gets up and has a shower, nothings in mentioned, you've got away with it, either she hasnt noticed, or she couldnt remember if you spunked on her during sex anyway.

    BUT, you will always know, and do you feel guilty?

    Is it right? Should I feel bad?

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    Default Re: cumming on a bird whilst shes asleep.

    He's back! Hooray for Jimbob the filthy fucker.

    Welcome back mate.

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    Default Re: cumming on a bird whilst shes asleep.

    If you got away with it congrats, well done, say nothing!

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    Default Re: cumming on a bird whilst shes asleep.

    Buhahahahahahaha!!!! Well done Jimbob. Good to see you back. You did the right thing especially if it was her bed but if it was your own you should have got the baby wipes out and cleaned her up as it would have saved you washing the sheets for another couple of days.


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    Default Re: cumming on a bird whilst shes asleep.

    I wouldn't worry about it. If she doesn't know or can't remember, and you'll never see her again, whats the problem??

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    Default Re: cumming on a bird whilst shes asleep.

    On her tits? Fucking lightweight, you gotta to aim for her face and get some in her hair in you can.

    If you're having trouble from the side of the bed, due to an obstruction such as a bedside table, mount the bed and place your knees either side of her head, then lower yourself until your sack is resting on her mouth, if you're lucky she'll breath heavily on your sack and add a little something extra to the whole experience. Be careful not to block her air supply with your sack though, as she'll tend to wake up at that stage.

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    Default Re: cumming on a bird whilst shes asleep.

    Hi guys, good to be back, dont know how long for, it may just be a temporary glitch of works website blocking software, we'll see.

    Unfortuneatly it was my bed and sheets that got soiled, but girls love spunked stained sheets dont they?

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    Default Re: cumming on a bird whilst shes asleep.

    Lol, Jimbob back with a bang (or should I say squirt).
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    Default Re: cumming on a bird whilst shes asleep.

    I am not proud of this, but when I was 16 and doing work experience in an office I had a massive crush on this bimbo secretary. So one day I had a furious wank in the gents and saved a little in the cap of a bottle. i went back into the office and when no one was looking I sauntered over to her desk and smeared a drop around the rim of her mug. I then retired to my desk and waited... and then it happened, with immense satisfaction I saw her swallowing my seed.

    As I said I'm not proud of it, but when you're 16 and your hormones are raging your sense of morality is somewhat skewed.
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    Thanks to GTI

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    Default Re: cumming on a bird whilst shes asleep.

    Quote Originally Posted by GTI View Post
    I am not proud of this, but when I was 16 and doing work experience in an office I had a massive crush on this bimbo secretary. So one day I had a furious wank in the gents and saved a little in the cap of a bottle. i went back into the office and when no one was looking I sauntered over to her desk and smeared a drop around the rim of her mug. I then retired to my desk and waited... and then it happened, with immense satisfaction I saw her swallowing my seed.

    As I said I'm not proud of it, but when you're 16 and your hormones are raging your sense of morality is somewhat skewed.
    I'm not easily shocked but that's left me open mouthed.

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    Default Re: cumming on a bird whilst shes asleep.

    Quote Originally Posted by GTI View Post
    I am not proud of this, but when I was 16 and doing work experience in an office I had a massive crush on this bimbo secretary. So one day I had a furious wank in the gents and saved a little in the cap of a bottle. i went back into the office and when no one was looking I sauntered over to her desk and smeared a drop around the rim of her mug. I then retired to my desk and waited... and then it happened, with immense satisfaction I saw her swallowing my seed.

    As I said I'm not proud of it, but when you're 16 and your hormones are raging your sense of morality is somewhat skewed.
    Fuck me that is a bit warped....

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    Default Re: cumming on a bird whilst shes asleep.

    Quote Originally Posted by GTI View Post
    I am not proud of this, but when I was 16 and doing work experience in an office I had a massive crush on this bimbo secretary. So one day I had a furious wank in the gents and saved a little in the cap of a bottle. i went back into the office and when no one was looking I sauntered over to her desk and smeared a drop around the rim of her mug. I then retired to my desk and waited... and then it happened, with immense satisfaction I saw her swallowing my seed.

    As I said I'm not proud of it, but when you're 16 and your hormones are raging your sense of morality is somewhat skewed.
    That left a nasty taste in my mouth I mean hers

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    Default Re: cumming on a bird whilst shes asleep.

    I have a feeling that admission may win you an award in the 2008 voting GTI!

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    Default Re: cumming on a bird whilst shes asleep.

    Quote Originally Posted by GTI View Post
    I am not proud of this, but when I was 16 and doing work experience in an office I had a massive crush on this bimbo secretary. So one day I had a furious wank in the gents and saved a little in the cap of a bottle. i went back into the office and when no one was looking I sauntered over to her desk and smeared a drop around the rim of her mug. I then retired to my desk and waited... and then it happened, with immense satisfaction I saw her swallowing my seed.

    As I said I'm not proud of it, but when you're 16 and your hormones are raging your sense of morality is somewhat skewed.
    I now feel much better

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    Default Re: cumming on a bird whilst shes asleep.

    Quote Originally Posted by GTI View Post
    I am not proud of this
    Dunno why I would be chuffed to fuck!!

    Yer a sick man puds.


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    GTI, you make jimbob look like a saint.
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    Ive just spewed coffee all over me keyboard!!!, thats just fuckin wrong GTI pmsl
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    Default Re: cumming on a bird whilst shes asleep.

    From the astonished reactions I can only conclude that this is a forum of prudes

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    Default Re: cumming on a bird whilst shes asleep.

    Hey, your admission made everything Bert and CJ write seem tame by comparison!!

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    Default Re: cumming on a bird whilst shes asleep.

    Quote Originally Posted by BBK View Post
    Hey, your admission made everything Bert and CJ write seem tame by comparison!!
    Thats whats worrying me..
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