Payday today what shall I buy?

[FireBlade]

Got paid today I think ill treat myself and buy summut.
Maybe something shiny maybe something expensive who knows
What would you buy if you were me? £3000 limit.

[rIKmAN]

If I was you I`d give a £1000 to me, a £1000 to another charity and spend the last £1000 consoling yourself at the bar that you just gave away £2000.

[DJAd]

A couple of THESE please FB

I guess you don't get paid via Bacs??!!

[ruggie_uk]

Some boobs, so that if the missus isn't in the mood, you can play with your own.
If I was YOU that is.
I'm happy enough with my man boobs

[BertRoot]

A sheep to worry.

[Over Carl]

Dunno about pricing over there but here you can get a few cool cars for that much.

Failing that if you need - you could get some nice home cinema kit.

If not, the only thing left I can think of is clothes, get kitted out for the summer.

[Nibb]

Is that your spares from your salary or the whole kaboosh!

[Nibb]

What about 7 x PS3's?

[FireBlade]

Is that your spares from your salary or the whole kaboosh!

Now that would be telling!

[Nibb]

Now that would be telling!

Missus is about is she?

[gunner]

A smaller ego?

j/k

I would get a couple of weeks in the Maldives.

[johnny]

Buy something that is fucked and fix it up over the summer to make it all shiny!

[DJAd]

Buy something that is fucked and fix it up over the summer to make it all shiny!

A tramps cock?

[joxywoxy]

you could buy me some bigger boobies ;-)

[CzarJunkie]

Thought you were saving up to pay for a vagina for that spanish ladyboy you're seeing? I can only assume you've decided that she can keep the cock.

[LFC Muppet]

you could buy me some bigger boobies ;-)

We need to see if you need them first

[GTI]

A Panerai Radiomir 8 days.

[grint]

A Panerai Radiomir 8 days.

Whoa!!

But the two pics dont seem to correspond?

[Over Carl]

Could the 2nd be the rear?

Looks very tasty I have to say.

[GTI]

Whoa!!

But the two pics dont seem to correspond?

Its the back and front of the same watch, except one is gold and the other stainless steel. I hate gold watches so the SS would be my choice.