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    Default VNSFW - Testicular juicing

    Fuck me this is wrong. If the pic doesn't work (and I ain't gonna host it as I have had enough warnings about hosting dubious material) then click here and then click the pic.

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    Oh and here are the instructions -

    1. Tie off testicles tightly.
    2. Choose a large juicing tool (in this case a 10ga piercing needle).
    3. Puncture through the scrotum and outer skin of the testicle.
    4. Be ready with a cup or bowl to collect the juice.
    5. Collect and save the juice.
    6. Amaze your friends with the size of the spike in your testicle.
    7. Become aroused at the though of those friends drinking directly from your testicle.
    8. Drink and enjoy.
    9. Repeat steps one through eight.


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    Default Re: VNSFW - Testicular juicing

    WHY?!

    But i do find that scarily interesting

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    Default Re: VNSFW - Testicular juicing

    Mate, just very very wrong. And once again, WRONG!! I was also asking why as well... why why why would you ever do that?



    Btw, on a lighter note, your rep is on 666...

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    Default Re: VNSFW - Testicular juicing

    Thats just soooooooooooo freakky. must been thirsty

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    Default Re: VNSFW - Testicular juicing

    My balls hurt.

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    Default Re: VNSFW - Testicular juicing

    1. What the fuck is that fluid anyway??
    2. Why didn't he just buy a can of pepsi if he was thirsty?

    Shooooooo-ryuken!

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    Default Re: VNSFW - Testicular juicing

    Quote Originally Posted by BertRoot View Post
    (and I ain't gonna host it as I have had enough warnings about hosting dubious material)
    you do surprise me Bert.

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    Default Re: VNSFW - Testicular juicing

    this makes me feel queezy
    [CENTER][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2]Real pirates don't [I]STEAL[/I], they [/SIZE][/FONT][B][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2]SHARE[/SIZE][/FONT]
    [/B][SIZE=1]Unless they are cunts, then they just leech...:happy:[/SIZE][/CENTER]

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    Default Re: VNSFW - Testicular juicing

    It's seminal fluid, the main carrier of the spermatoa, also helps lubricate the inside of the vagina during intercourse.
    Trying not to kill myself...

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    Default Re: VNSFW - Testicular juicing

    It's only a matter of time before Red Bull add it to their drinks portfolio..................Make mine a vodka and sem..........

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    Default Re: VNSFW - Testicular juicing

    for fucks sake.... why would you do that, and why did i look???

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    Default Re: VNSFW - Testicular juicing

    MY EYES, MY EYES!... wait..... MY NADS, MY NADS!

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    Default Re: VNSFW - Testicular juicing

    bollox!

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    Default Re: VNSFW - Testicular juicing

    i dont think my friends would drink from my nads !?

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    Default Re: VNSFW - Testicular juicing

    Quote Originally Posted by gbsurf View Post
    i dont think my friends would drink from my nads !?
    You never know mate. Is this the voice of experience or haven't you tried em yet?


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    Default Re: VNSFW - Testicular juicing

    why am i the only one who gonna ask this question?????

    Am i the only one with balls big enough to ask" Wonder what it tastes like" ??
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    Default Re: VNSFW - Testicular juicing

    PPPPRRRRRR.....i was avinn a drink then.spat all over my screen,lol.FREAK

    Sent By Brick Wrapped In Paper Thrown Through The Window..........

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    Default Re: VNSFW - Testicular juicing

    Quote Originally Posted by DappaBastard View Post
    why am i the only one who gonna ask this question?????

    Am i the only one with balls big enough to ask" Wonder what it tastes like" ??
    Vodka.. :Q
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    i'll have one on the rocks!

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