A << insert non drinking religion person in here (person B)>> was seated next to an Australian on a flight from London to Melbourne, Australia. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.The Aussie asked for a rum and coke, which was brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked person B if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be tied up and savagely raped by a dozen blonde whores than let liquor touch my lips." The Aussie then handed his drink back to the flight attendant and said, "Me too. I didn't know we had a choice."
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