Car Crash Monkey

[DJ OD]

A policeman turns up at a "collision" where both the driver and passenger are dead. Sitting on top of the mangled vehicle is a little monkey. The policeman looks around the car for clues and in the end looks at the monkey and says "I wish you could talk, you'd tell me what happened..."

The monkey immediately sits up, looks at the policeman and nods his head.

"What?!" says the policeman, "You understand me?"

The monkey nods again,

"So what happened then? How did the crash happen?"

The monkey holds up an imaginary can and gulps.

"They were drinking?"

The monkey nods, and moves his fingers like he's smoking"

"...and smoking marijiwana?"

The monkey nods, and blows kisses.

"... and they were kissing?! My god. No wonder they crashed. And what were you doing while your owners were doing this?"

The monkey pauses... and holds out both his fists and moves them up and down...


DJ OD

[johnny]

Hahahaha very good

The last line isn't great cos you need to think too much about what he means...

[Speshal]

Excellent ... I don't get it.

[bbshark]

This one is soooo old.

doesn't really work unless you do the actions

[johnny]

Excellent ... I don't get it.

That's what I meant, the monkey does the actions, um, the way a kid would show you they were driving, like you're turning a steering wheel in an old batman episode.

[DJ OD]

This one is soooo old.

doesn't really work unless you do the actions

Yeah, fair play.

That's how I was told it. With actions. A great pub joke.


DJ OD

[super mike]

Oh, now it makes more sense. I thought the monkey was fisting them both.

[johnny]

Oh, now it makes more sense. I thought the monkey was fisting them both.

My first thought as well

[GameKing]

Oh, now it makes more sense. I thought the monkey was fisting them both.

My first thought as well

my only thought.