Farmer's Daughters

[Ganty]

Mac, an old farmer, was sitting at home one night watching the telly, his 3 daughters all upstiars getting ready for their dates. About 10 minutes later, there's a knock at the door

"Hi, my name's Eddy, I'm here for Betty, we're going for Spaghetti, is she ready?"
"Yeah, sure" Mac said, who called up for Betty and off they went.

10 minutes later, there's another knock at the door

"Hi, my names Joe, I'm here for Flo to take her to the show. Is she ready to go?"
"Yup, I'll go get her" replied Mac. She came down, and they left.

10 Minutes later, there's a knock at the door

"Hi, my names Chuck..."
"You bloody wait there", said Mac, "I'll get the bitch for you"
"Sir, please don't refer to my girl like that" Said Chuck

Spoiler:

"I wasn't", Mac said "Bitch is the name of my shotgun!"

[LFC Muppet]

Not good.

[Ganty]

Not good.

Miserable git

[GameKing]

I`m sure this is one of Jethro`s jokes, I saw it on one of his vids, still makes me chuckle though.

[AJ_007]

I liked it

[Tr1xerb3ll]

grew up on a farm down south... yeah farmers always always got a shot gun to hand . LOL like tis joke will tell it to my dad later

[Mickey]

was ok
made me chuckle once i realised the punchline

[gatch.]

i don't see what the fuss is, i thought it was great!

[DJAd]

Dam, didn't notice this was in the comedy club, I was kind of expecting some dirty farmer girls gettin' jiggy in the hay bales......