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    Attention The Greatest Nuts Shaver Ever !

    Lets cut to the chase. I like shaving my balls. The shinier the better, but using clippers isnt clean and you can get nasty nicks in the skin and blades can give a bad rash.

    So a friend recommended this new electric shaver just released in the USA called the Philips Norelco BodyGroom. Its actually designed for EVERYWHERE below the neck - not allowed to be used on the face at all.

    Fuck me its fantastic. I have nuts like boiled eggs in under 2 minutes and I didnt feel a thing with no rash, cuts, irritation and a mrs who is as happy as pig in shit.

    Just figured I'd share it with y'all

    http://www.shaveeverywhere.com/

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    Default Re: The Greatest Nuts Shaver Ever !

    Cheers mate, I will get to the point too, I have the same concerns as you so this is perfect Will see about importing one sharpish

    Funny site too.

    HALF PRICE but not sure if it is the same :s
    Last edited by evilsatan; 18th June 2007 at 07:19 PM.


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    Default Re: The Greatest Nuts Shaver Ever !

    buhahahahaaaaaaaaa

    that site is fuckin hilarious.

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    Default Re: The Greatest Nuts Shaver Ever !

    Awesome! Been suffering razor rash all week after gaining a new fuckbuddy

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    Default Re: The Greatest Nuts Shaver Ever !

    you should start stocking them at neo

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    Default Re: The Greatest Nuts Shaver Ever !

    looool mate im gettin 1! u have 2 shave your webbos man

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    Default Re: The Greatest Nuts Shaver Ever !

    Quote Originally Posted by Raptor View Post
    Lets cut to the chase. I like shaving my balls.
    I think those were the words George Michael uttered to that undercover cop in the gents in LA just before he got his wanger out.

    Quote Originally Posted by Raptor View Post
    Fuck me its fantastic.
    I'm pretty certain he made that claim too..............

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    Default Re: The Greatest Nuts Shaver Ever !

    The bodygroom has been out in the UK since the end of last year ... I think thats when I got mine.

    http://www.argos.co.uk/static/Produc...er/4426604.htm

    Is a fantastic bit of kit though ... dont try to shave your arse crack though!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keva View Post
    The bodygroom has been out in the UK since the end of last year ... I think thats when I got mine.

    http://www.argos.co.uk/static/Produc...er/4426604.htm

    Is a fantastic bit of kit though ... dont try to shave your arse crack though!
    Why not? I thought it said it would

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    Default Re: The Greatest Nuts Shaver Ever !

    Heres one for you CJ or Bertie :

    http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Philips-TT2021...QQcmdZViewItem

    Its used !

    Who the fuck would want to buy a razor that some cunts already used to shave his arse and bollox with?
    Last edited by 4me2; 18th June 2007 at 09:47 PM.

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    Default Re: The Greatest Nuts Shaver Ever !

    ohh smooth balls
    dont u just luv em

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    Default Re: The Greatest Nuts Shaver Ever !

    Quote Originally Posted by Erad View Post
    Why not? I thought it said it would
    http://www.digital-forums.com/showth...ighlight=shave

    I thought this thread was going to be something about the magazine and females...

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    Default Re: The Greatest Nuts Shaver Ever !

    an alternative if you have an expired credit card:

    http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/PUBIC-HAIR-REM...QQcmdZViewItem

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    Default Re: The Greatest Nuts Shaver Ever !

    Quote Originally Posted by Keva View Post
    The bodygroom has been out in the UK since the end of last year ... I think thats when I got mine.

    http://www.argos.co.uk/static/Produc...er/4426604.htm

    Is a fantastic bit of kit though ... dont try to shave your arse crack though!
    Snap. Works on my arse though

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    Default Re: The Greatest Nuts Shaver Ever !

    buhahahahaha that funny, although come to think of it my arse hairs do look like they need a wee bit of a clip

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    Default Re: The Greatest Nuts Shaver Ever !

    Real men wax !

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    Quote Originally Posted by BBK View Post
    Snap. Works on my arse though
    Oh it works on your arse hair ... but when you work up a sweat in the gym or something. It feels like your arse is melting

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    Default Re: The Greatest Nuts Shaver Ever !

    rap, i would be interested in purchasing one of those but just to sway my opinion is there any chance of a macro of your balls?

    det

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    Default Re: The Greatest Nuts Shaver Ever !

    I hope you are all saving up your bags of pubes for CJ?

    You never know when they will come in handy for that mystery competition prize!
    "Where you are is what you eat. When I'm in London I'll have beans on toast for lunch. On holiday � what? Tapas? Go on then I'll have a bit. You eat whatevers in that area"
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    Default Re: The Greatest Nuts Shaver Ever !

    You reckon this missus would like this or would she think i'm less of a man. I'm not sure she likes my man hair? Maybe i should upload some pictures and do a poll....

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