Check this out......

**Sushi** · 13th August 2007

http://www.sickipedia.org/

A comprehensive directory of every sick joke imaginable! Bang out of order but will keep you amused for hours.

**urbsy** · 13th August 2007

I'll check it out, but only to make sure it's fit for df members, right kids!

urbsy

**BertRoot** · 13th August 2007

Lot of questionable stuff on there. Liked this -

Thank God for the "Save Maddie" fund. Her parents can afford a babysitter now.

**nok1** · 13th August 2007

some funny ones though

Just been to my first Muslim birthday party.
The musical chairs was a bit slow but
f@ck me the pass the parcel was quick!!!

LOL

**bilts75** · 13th August 2007

brilliant, if a bit close to the mark.

How many frenchmen does it take to save Paris ?

We don't know, they've never tried.

**GameKing** · 14th August 2007

most excellent, I can see some of these ending up in the comedy club.
this one tickled me.
What does spinach and anal sex have in common?

If you were forced to have it as a kid, you'll hate it as an adult!

**Sushi** · 14th August 2007

My fav is the first one in the "rape" section:

Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?

Bit of both, this is a rape.

**Lee Macro** · 14th August 2007

Some of them are a bit close to the edge!! Funny as fuck though

**evilsatan** · 14th August 2007

An old man walks into the local Cathedral and says to the rector, "I would like to join this fucking church."
The astonished man replies, "I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?"
"Listen, damn it. I said I want to join this fucking church!"
"I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this church."
The rector leaves his desk and goes into the bishop's study to inform him of the situation. The Bishop agrees that the rector does not have to listen to that foul language. They both return to his office and the Bishop asks the old geezer, "Sir, what seems to be the problem here?"
"There is no damn problem," the man says. "I just won 5 million quid on the fucking lottery and I want to join this fucking church to get rid of some of this fucking money. "
"I see," said the Bishop. "And is this cunt giving you a hard time?"

Found that one quite funny

Good site, cheers mate