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    1. 28th August 2007 #1
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      Default Asylum seeker

      Asylum seeker at the side of the road eating grass. Man pulls up in his car and says "Hey! Don't eat that. Come home with me and I'll feed you."
      The asylum seeker replies "I have 4 wives and 12 kids, can they come too?"
      Man says "Fuck off, I've only got a small lawn!"
      If nature always takes the easiest route, what's easier...?
      The creation of billions of galaxies each containing trillions of stars each with their own solar systems, some with planets that have evolved civilisations with billions of different life forms. OR The creation of just your imagination?
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      Default Re: Asylum seeker

      , nice one
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      Default Re: Asylum seeker

      send them all back.
      that grass is ours.
      lol
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      Default Re: Asylum seeker

      very good
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    5. 10th September 2007 #5
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      Default Re: Asylum seeker

      funny joke, made me chuckle
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