Bored and lonely...

[Welsh Pete]

Well, Saturday night it is. I have a few brewskis in the fridge but I cant hep feeling bored and lonely.

I`ve just bought (for £2.99 in Morrisons) Dazed and Confused, and watched it. Just eaten a steak. Just smoked a cigarette (how out of character) and I wanna do something.

Wifey is out on the lash so shes not an option. I cant be arsed to drive so any suggestions how to liven up my nos sadwrn ?

I`ve had a five findered shuffle already...about to shave my bonce but that wont kill 5 hours...help me please!!!

Oh, and I dont and will not play computer games...thats sad!!!

[burner1]

How about grabbing some random pic of a fit bird off the net, open a new profile on faceparty or the like and post the pic in your 'profile'... then watch all the pervy bastards bombard you with messages... then give out your mates email addies/msn names as your own... livens up the average night

[Welsh Pete]

I dont think so. I`m not that much of a cnut...but noted for future fun!

[eboy]

if you got a xbox play Bio-shock thats sweet. I would say pub but u said u didnt want to drive, it will be live people out celebrating England win.

[Welsh Pete]

if you got a xbox play Bio-shock thats sweet. I would say pub but u said u didnt want to drive, it will be live people out celebrating England win.

Dont do games, as said...and I`m Welsh so why would I want to celebrate Engands poor win? In fact, I could`ve done better on my tod against the yanks...get the old fart Dallaglio off and get some young blood out there for a start!

[ibleedred]

Have a free fiver @

http://www.foxybingo.com/

It will kill 30mins for you - and you might win a few quid..........

[Cenus_]

I was going to suggest a spot of gambling, always gets the blood pumping hehe.

[willp2003]

dazed and confused is a great film. might watch it tonight now you've mentioned it.

as for your night - have a wank. or two.

[johnny]

See how far you can get certain items up your erchie and record the results in a pie chart.

But not a normal pie chart. For the different colours use different ingredients corresponding to those colours and make a real pie out of it. It could be like pie of fortune or something where you either get a nice but of rhubarb or you end up with a slice of half steak and half strawberry milk or something.

Or you could look up guinnnnessss world records and see if there is anything you could attempt to beat.

You should go with the pie though. Despite anyone elses suggestions...

[bobo06]

stick on setanta and watch ufc

[beansontoast]

Put google earth on & try to mark places where you've been on footb, sorry, rugby or male choir weekends and stag weekends etc. or cities where you woke up drunk. I've done this a fair few times when bored. Normally end up bored

[B.I.G.]

Have a free fiver @

http://www.foxybingo.com/

It will kill 30mins for you - and you might win a few quid..........

I'll raise that to a free tenner using "bingoten" as a promo code..........how sad promoting bingo.

[Ganty]

So what did you end up doing Pete? Wanking yourself into oblivion?

[Welsh Pete]

Nah, I had a suprise offer to go out on the lash...and so I did...bad head now though!

[diablos]

Its a bit late now but i always find when i bored the best stress reliever is a spot of late night rape, looking out the the ski mask and the hammer can take a while but makes for a sweet night.

Dont try rape as ive heard it now carrys a prison sentence, unless its a sheep


Tip for today.

[Welsh Pete]

[Tr1xerb3ll]

invent an imaginary friend is my choice for you call in pete the welsh