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    Default Fanny joke

    woman had been on the game for 4 yrs & was worried about the size of her fanny on her wedding night
    so she decided to tell her husband she caught it climbing ova a fence,
    after a hr in bed with her
    he said how far across the fucking field were u before u realised it was caught

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    hahaha nice one mate.

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    cracker m8

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    chuckle from the mickey camp

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    Default Re: Fanny joke

    like it....lol

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    Just absolute fab.

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    lol

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    Default Re: Fanny joke

    weird joke as the punchline isn't really very punchy...
    [CENTER][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2]Real pirates don't [I]STEAL[/I], they [/SIZE][/FONT][B][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2]SHARE[/SIZE][/FONT]
    [/B][SIZE=1]Unless they are cunts, then they just leech...:happy:[/SIZE][/CENTER]

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    Default Re: Fanny joke

    Its the way he tells them!
    "Where you are is what you eat. When I'm in London I'll have beans on toast for lunch. On holiday � what? Tapas? Go on then I'll have a bit. You eat whatevers in that area"
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