Jesus Joke

[Ganty]

An Irishman, an Australian and a Geordie are in a pub, having a drink. They look over and notice Jesus in the corner, alone and drinkless.

Feeling sorry for the old chap, they all buy him a drink and have the barman take them to him.

They watch as Jesus slowly sup's all 3 of the pints, before walking over to them

"Thank you for that deep and dark stout" he says to the Irishman, shaking his hand

"Thank you Jesus, and praise be to ya, you touching me hand has cured me arthiritus!"

He then procedes to the Ozzy "Thank you for light refreshing lager" he says whilst shaking his hand.

"Not problem mate" he says... "Strewth, you shaking my hand has cured me bad back! Crikey, thanks mate!"

Jesus approaches the Geordie, who jumps to his feet and runs to the door

"Fuck Off!" he cries over his shoulder as he runs to the exit "I'm on fucking disability allowance!"

[Lee Macro]

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[GameKing]

last time I heard that it was a scouser.

[wtaylor]

last time I heard that it was a scouser.

Indeed it was, sounds much better as a geordie