Young girls...

**Bensons** · 7th October 2007

... Ok, young girls are shit in some ways- I just got this text message from the one I met in the pub tonight:-

"I am giving you 600 million angels to take care of u. Give them to 9 friends including me. U will have good news in 10 mins. Trust me it wrks xXx"

To which I replied- "Cheers love, I haven't had any angels given to me for ages, it was a nice thought asking me to share them, I think I'll keep them though."

She just sent me one back saying, "LOL!!! You're SO funny!!! txt me tomorrow. Can I come round to yours again"

Hmmm... So, so annoying and so shit in lots of ways. But. Good in some ways too.

**B.I.G.** · 7th October 2007

i'm getting the feeling your quite proud of yourself for getting a bird that you felt the need to tell the world under the guise of a very strange post.

**Bensons** · 7th October 2007

not that proud, she was quite fit, nothing to go crazy over or owt. Just haven't been wrecked enough to be on DF and think of this section for a while. I like it in here.

**wiggi28** · 7th October 2007

Originally Posted by B.I.G.

i'm getting the feeling your quite proud of yourself for getting a bird that you felt the need to tell the world under the guise of a very strange post.

mmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaa outed !

**burner1** · 7th October 2007

Make the most of it mate... and why not.
I'm no young'un but have had my fair share of fit young bints in my time, the mother of my two youngest kids is over 20 years younger than me and is still a looker...it's key you 'play' along with their wierd shit though

ps- I am over 35

**pizza-man** · 7th October 2007

hump it and dump it

**Bensons** · 7th October 2007

Originally Posted by pizza-man

hump it and dump it

Years ago a mate of mine used to say he lived by the "Four F's" rule:- Find 'em Fiddle 'em Fuck 'em and Forget 'em.

**Bensons** · 7th October 2007

@ wiggi- outed? Wishfull thinking there guy?

**Mickey** · 7th October 2007

Give it one for me and get on with life
and forget her

**super mike** · 7th October 2007

We need pics, threads like these are useless without.

**{{909}}** · 7th October 2007

i come back from college on a thursday evening which usually means i end up sat waiting in town at 9.30pm for a while, theres loads of fit young birds pass me by, but as soon as they open their fucking gob i want to drive a knife into their heart.
My younger bro's female freinds seem to be intolerably annoying too. I have to admit i have had a few younger girls cross my path in the past, but their youngness has been an issue, as ive got a little older i just find them unbarably fucking annoying, especially the txt msg, email forwarding "lol omg this really works" types.

If you are young yourself and can tollerate the fucking morons, rattle em while you can.

**Bensons** · 7th October 2007

I'll see if she's up for a photo shoot tomorrow, if not... I'll wait for her to fall asleep.

Nice boobs, nice body, quiiiiite nice face.

**Bensons** · 7th October 2007

Originally Posted by {{909}}

as they open their fucking gob i want to drive a knife into their heart.

@ 909- You fucking get me brother.

**Argyll** · 8th October 2007

That bird who gave me something I didn't want (look at previous posts) constantly sent me these wee dittos about angels and teddy bears etc. I got fucked right of with them so I sent her that link when the guys pumping the other guy to the tune of 'you spin me round round baby right round'. I never received another crappy email.

So cheers Tam for posting that link up a few months ago.