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Thread: Chris Moyles

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    Whine Chris Moyles

    If I started a new petition to Downing Street to have Chris Moyles hung drawn and quartered how many members would sign it???
    Been listening to him for about an hour now in work and I have nearlly worn the mute button out on my keyboard because he is so fucking annoying!!!If he is not moaning about texts he is recieving, it is the shit games he trys to play or insults he throws about and shit jingles and and and and BOOOOMMMMM
    And whats with DIDO this morning ......!!!
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    Default Re: Chris Moyles

    Always hated the fat prick!

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    Default Re: Chris Moyles

    I've always hated the fat cunt. His formula for taking the piss out of the fuckwits that sit round him is tired and predicable.

    This fat cunt is so desperate to get on TV and has been for many years. Every now and again they let him on the box and then realise that he belongs on radio only.

    Still he has 6 million(?) listeners so must be doing something right. Or perhaps people who are forced to listen to the radio in the mornings can't bear the adverts on other stations.

    Personally I'd rather sit in silence.

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    I have been trying to like him, I have Radio 1 on for my drive to work, but yeah I agree he just keeps talking utter shite.

    My trip takes about 40mins, the twat only played on fucking song. Be ok if he played some more music. I prefer Scott Mills in the morning, or better still my mp3 player.

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    Default Re: Chris Moyles

    I seriously recommend you tone it down a bit... after all, this is the owner of Digital Forums you are talking about here... show a little respect!

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    Hes slowly turning into Chris Evans with his fucking possee which does fuck all except whitter on all cunting morning!

    And the jingles are just excuses for him to print more money as they are made by his production company! So no wonder theres no fucking music!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by MsDG View Post
    I seriously recommend you tone it down a bit... after all, this is the owner of Digital Forums you are talking about here... show a little respect!


    I resisted it!!
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    C'mon you miserable bastards!

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    Default Re: Chris Moyles

    The thing is just try and talk about a large varried arrange of toppics for 3-3.5 hours a day 5 days a week. You will find that after an hour your already repeating yourself.

    Scot Mills just goes on about his fudes and winding up of Jo Whilley and how he is scared or reprecusions that he is due.

    The comercial stations cover this up with adverts rather than talking about crap for 3 hours they talk for 1 hour and play 2 hours of adverts.

    The Local BBC stations have guests in to talk about local shit or have call in shows where they discuss current goings on.

    If you don't like what your listening to there are other stations and if you don't like those the off button.

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    Default Re: Chris Moyles

    Just play more music!

    It's gotta be that simple.

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    Default Re: Chris Moyles

    Personally I really like him and think he's really funny. The Radio 1 playlist is normally pretty terrible so its better that he talks rather than listen to the drivel they try and play most of the time. I think the rest of the team are good also especially Dom with his crap impersonations. The only bad think is that he does play far too many jingles.

    Agree to disagree.

    Now Joe Wiley on the other hand is a massive cunt.
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    I dont mind Radio after 10am when he has left, tell a joke, do a work place challenge sort of quiz......anything but talk shite for an "extended 30 mins" each day ...PPPPLLLLLLLEEEEEEAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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    I dont mind him but only because there is nothing better on............... When im working from home its either that or GMTV and that is a shit load worse!!

    Granted he can be a bit of a cock and he does repeat a lot of what is said but if you dont listen all the time you know no better

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    Quote Originally Posted by inspectercoley View Post
    Now Joe Wiley on the other hand has a massive cunt.
    Surely the above is correct?!
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    Quote Originally Posted by inspectercoley View Post
    Now Joe Wiley on the other hand is a massive cunt.
    But one cunt I'd like to climb inside.....

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    Default Re: Chris Moyles

    Drown the fat bastard in a bucket of warm piss. Since his first book he's gone from mildly amusing to an anoying twat.
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    Default Re: Chris Moyles

    Moyles is the only DJ I like! The rest are all useless wankers who just talk drivel! Scott Mills is the worst, its like going back to the 80's listening to his stupid little "lets phone up some shop and say a rude word then giggle like children" formula. Thing about Moyles is he really is like marmite, its a love him or hate him. I find him genuinely funny, he gets responses out of interviewees like no other radio DJ, and he doesn't just sit there and lick arses to the rich and famous. And seriously, who wants to listen to the shit music that the majority of radio stations play? No, for me its Moyles in the morning and then mp3 player the rest of the day

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    Quote Originally Posted by BBK View Post
    Moyles is the only DJ I like! The rest are all useless wankers who just talk drivel!
    You sure your on the right station BBK ?

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    Default Re: Chris Moyles

    I think we should start a poll? i think he's funny as fook.

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    Default Re: Chris Moyles

    Quote Originally Posted by BBK View Post
    Moyles is the only DJ I like! The rest are all useless wankers who just talk drivel! Scott Mills is the worst, its like going back to the 80's listening to his stupid little "lets phone up some shop and say a rude word then giggle like children" formula. Thing about Moyles is he really is like marmite, its a love him or hate him. I find him genuinely funny, he gets responses out of interviewees like no other radio DJ, and he doesn't just sit there and lick arses to the rich and famous. And seriously, who wants to listen to the shit music that the majority of radio stations play? No, for me its Moyles in the morning and then mp3 player the rest of the day
    Agree 100%, I'm in fucking Cyprus and still tune in to the fat cunt, "Online!"

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