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    Funny Career Change

    A blonde is bored at home and decides she needs a change in careers, so she walks to the local police station.

    "Right" said the recruiting officer "You'll need to answer some questions before we let you in. What's 2 plus 2?"

    The blonde thinks for a while and then says "4!"

    "Well done" said the officer, "next question - what's the square root of 100?"

    The blonde scratches her head for several minutes, but eventually answers "10!"

    "Excellent!" said the officer, "final question - who killed John Lennon?"

    "Hmmm..." said the blonde, after half an hour. "I dunno"

    "Not to worry" said the officer, "think about it and come back tomorrow"

    As the blonde leaves the station she get's a call from her friend

    "How did it go?!" she said "Did you get the job?"

    "Not only did I get the job" said the blonde "I'm already working on my first murder case!"

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    Default Re: Career Change

    heh heh you can`t beat a good blonde joke.

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